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# Fug's Anatomy: Katherine Heigl
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-anatomy-katherine-heigl-07-2015/
- Published: 2015-07-14T17:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-14T00:20:17.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

I both hate to and love to do this to you. This post has -- SPOILER! -- quite a reveal at the end. It starts off just fine:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/ffn_rij_jennys_wedding_071015_51795749.jpg "Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley at JENNY'S WEDDING Premiere at 2015 Outfest in LA")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-anatomy-katherine-heigl-07-2015/katherine-heigl-and-josh-kelley-at-jennys-wedding-premiere-at-2015-outfest-in-la?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Perhaps even charming. Sleek. Amusing. I've been watching early seasons of *Grey's Anatomy* on Netflix recently and I realize I rather miss Heigl. (She also, by the way, was totally friendly and a complete hoot the one time we ever spoke to her at Fashion Week, which always warms my heart and gives me a nice cozy bias.)

AND THEN SHE TURNED TO FACE THE CAMERA AND IT WAS LIKE DENNY GHOST SEX ALL OVER AGAIN (AKA upsetting and confusing and misguided):

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/FFN_RIJ_JENNYS_WEDDING_071015_51795750.jpg "Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley at JENNY'S WEDDING Premiere at 2015 Outfest in LA")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-anatomy-katherine-heigl-07-2015/katherine-heigl-and-josh-kelley-at-jennys-wedding-premiere-at-2015-outfest-in-la-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Nooooooooo. GIRL. NO.

With one possible exception. Maybe she's REALLY excited about *Seinfeld* being on Hulu and this is her salute to Sue Ellen Mischke, the Oh Henry! candy bar heiress:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/thebralesswonder.jpg "thebralesswonder")](https://www.gofugyourself.com/fugs-anatomy-katherine-heigl-07-2015/thebralesswonder?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

In which case, she's welcome to come over with a six-pack and we can kick it and watch TV. BUT DON'T CELEBRATE LIKE THIS IN PUBLIC, HEIGL.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]