
I seriously just spent twenty minutes imaging what Donatella Versace and Lady Gaga talk about it, and I came to the conclusion that I would watch that TV show. I might be hate-watching it, but I would be watching it.

I like to think that Gaga decided to revisit the Versace Liz Hurley Safety Pin look because she is a secret Hugh Grant megafan, and the deep and profound statement here is, "oooh, I just LOVED About a Boy!!"

Okay, okay, hear me out on this one. I know it COULD be because she is standing next to Donatella, who looks extra-nutty this time -- those boots with that dress? Donatella, COME ON -- but I kind of love this on her. If Gaga showed up at the Grammys in THIS, I would have a stroke. OF GLEE. It's so 80s and gaudy, but it's also so Fabric and Not Meat-y. It is actual CLOTHING.

Oh, girl. Of all the items to steal from Donatella to wear with your Blonde Wig: Extra Long, I'd have picked a dress, rather than those boots. But you take your toga and enjoy your time in Italy. It seems like you could use a vacation.
