Catherine Deneuve

Those shoulder pads just made Joan Collins feel small and insignificant.

Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve

I can't tell if Chiara's dress is cool, or made of napkins from Z Gallerie. Or both.

Catherine Deneuve

I actually rather LIKE this dress. I keep wanting to complain that she shoes are a little blah, but you know what, she's 70. Save your feet, madame, as you hopefully still have a long road yet to walk on them.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

I find this both crazy unflattering and kind of cool, and I wish I were looking at it on Kristen Stewart.

Charlotte Gainsbourg

I am not sure how ABSORBENT I think a leather diaper would be, is the thing.

Fugs and Fabs: "3 Coeurs" Premiere at Venice Film Festival

I love a Grande Dame as much as the next person, but less so when it looks like she's hatching a giant scarf. [Photos: Splash]