Sarah Ferguson
We've heard of the crown jewels, and we've seen the Queen's brooch, but we had no IDEA the British monarchy was in possession of jeweled cummerbund-menstrual belt hybrids.
Kate Hudson in Elie Saab
I don't know how to feel here. SHE looks almost defiantly annoyed, like she's pretty sure we all hate this. And the shape of the short dress certainly would be unflattering on the carb-loving population who are already dreaming about what dinner sandwich to make. Like, my body would look like a rotted pear in this thing. But because she's Kate Hudson, she might actually be pulling off this bag of sorcery. Like a leggy Morgan Le Fay or something.
Goldie Hawn
I guess when your dress looks like it's printed with jewelry, it IS the right idea to leave out a bunch of other jewelry. Goldie does look great, though. That she was born "Goldie," for real, is one of the great apt accidents of life, because there is no other name that could ever fit her. She's just Goldie, and this is Goldie, and That's So Goldie should be the next TV Land show to pair with Hot In Cleveland.
Scurrilous aside: Do we think she's still ACTUALLY with Kurt Russell? You never see them do anything together. Maybe that in itself is a good sign... like, they're not feeling pressured to be seen doing anything together.
Hayley Atwell
Cute, and I never noticed before that she looks so much like Lena Olin. But those shoes on her legs are EXACTLY why, as a fair-skinned lass, I do not own a pair of patent nude pumps. (Anymore. I tried them once. I regretted it.)
Naomi Campbell
She is so freaking dishy -- an ode to how effective simplicity can be.
Novak Djokovic and Jelena Ristic
He looks nice, and she does, too. But please tell me they aren't being asked to stand underneath tennis balls growing on trees. That feels like an ill portent of some kind.