Cate Blanchett
This Armani is fabulous. I LOVE it. But whatever is happening on Cate's head is totally distracting me - she's worn a version of that updo every time she's been out this year, but usually it looks more polished; the bangs have a weird, crunchy flip here. Her bod in that gown deserves better.
Nicole Kidman
I like this, but it would look so much better with this version of Nicole's head atop it.
Gemma Arterton, Jeremy Renner
"Rock on, Gemma. You have managed to wear a dress so hideous, so unflattering, so unlawfully depressing, that nobody is going to remember we're supposed to be here for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. HIGH FIVE."
Gracie Otto
This is the runway chartreuse version of the pink dress Kate Beckinsale wore to the Globes. I think it just... doesn't work on anyone.
Maeve Dermody
Make it a mini, and it helps, but... that's not a peplum; those are wings. Your dress should not share qualities with a maxi pad.
Gigi Edgley
No.
Dan Wyllie
I'm not sure who this is, but I think that dress is evidence in a homicide investigation.
Essie Davis
This is a great dress -- sort of a shame she wore it the same night Cate's red overshadowed everyone else.
Bojana Novakovic
This is ALSO cute. I just got an Amy Sedaris vibe. Is that weird?
Diana Glenn
A thousand times no. It should not be your Spanx I spy with my little eye.
Danielle Cormack
Toga! Toga! Toga!
Charlotte Best
Shower curtain! Shower curtain! Shower curtain!
Krew Boylan
I don't think I should be able to see nipple through this, and yet...
Ashleigh Cummings
Ashleigh stars in something called Puberty Blues. As the court jester, apparently.