Malin Akerman
A thousand kinds of pelvic wrongness.
Emily VanCamp
Poor Emily is a sufferer of WFS: Wasted Feet Syndrome. If you're going to wear a khaki dress that's actually quite sexy but also still basically... basic, then please use your feet wisely. Fun shoes. FUN SHOES. And NABB, which is the cousin of NAB and stands for Needs A Better Bracelet. She doesn't have to camp it up -- and given her last name, maybe she is trying to avoid people like me noting that she's VanCamping it up -- but you CAN make it interesting. Imagine this with, like, dark fuchsia shoes. Or shoes of ANY COLOR that are not the ones she's wearing. So much awesomer, right?
Christa B. Allen
Good hair, cute dress, fine shoes, but still the worst part on the show -- especially now that Declan, who was tied with her, is gone. Somebody free Christa B. Allen, please.
Madeleine Stowe
Nice idea, but either poorly fit or poorly made. It's poorly something. And Victoria Grayson isn't poorly ANYTHING except occasionally poorly written, so you know she'd be furious inside.
Kerry Washington
She looks nice and bright. And SECRET MARRIED. Way to go, KW.
Darby Stanchfield
She has been killing it lately, between this and the Monte Carlo fest. Maybe she and Bellamy Young put the same genius on speed-dial.
Bellamy Young
She looks GORGEOUS. I read somewhere that she said she's useless at red-carpet stuff, and that's either patently false or else she got good help. Either way: Kick-ass, Mellie.
Katie Lowes
Cool shoes, but the rest of this feels a bit like, "Dude, didn't we JUST have upfronts, and now we have these? Whatever, I'm tired." Which is fair.
Katie Lowes
Right? Those are nifty.
Maggie Lawson
In many ways, a dress that yearns to be a tube top is just as upsetting as an actual tube top.
Hannah Ware
She's the lead on Betrayal, which is a show that feels like it ought to be a short-run special. I'm not sure how long I can be that interested in, "She cheated with him AND NOW HE'S IN THEIR LIVES," unless the rest of it is really good. Unlike her outfit: It's WFS again. Please, ladies, include your feet in the conversation sometimes.
Hayley Orrantia
She's a former X-Factor contestant who is going to be on The Goldbergs, although based on this dress, I would have guessed Hostages.
Kirsten Storms
Oh, Kirsten. I know nobody treats soaps like they're real anymore, but you should still show up to TCAs dressed for the occasion.
Camilla Luddington
So, the erstwhile Kate Middleton (remember that horrible movie?) is apparently officially a regular on Grey's Anatomy now -- a show that I keep watching because I assume every season that they're going to announce it's ending, and therefore I should stick around, but NO. Anyway, I am intrigued by the idea of what's going on here, but, much like Game of Thrones for me, in the end it's a bit too much. And not for nothing, that triangle detail looks like a vexingly low bra top.
Tessa Ferrer
This is totally what Princess Leia would've worn in the '90s.
Jerrika Hinton
Another Grey's intern. I find it really interesting that they sent all the newbies, and not Ellen Pompeo, nor Sandra Oh... makes me wonder if they're trying to float whether the show is a refillable well, kind of like ER was. The name is essentially meaningless to most viewers -- I rarely think, anymore, "Oh, the titular Grey is Meredith"; I just think, "It's a show called Grey's Anatomy. Unfortunately for the show, most of these new interns are really fairly forgettable characters, or else kind of annoying ones.
Sara Ramirez
Aha, someone who isn't an intern. I love Callie. SHE should have been the one cheating on Arizona, because you don't cheat on Callie, because she's awesome. However, the dress is like a Gothic ink blot, and needs another two or three inches on that skirt. Callie, and Sara, are too innately fab to need to work it that hard.
Sarah Drew
Cute girl, odd dress, wrong shoes. A tale as old as time.
Amanda Fuller
She will be on Tim Allen's show this fall, after she pops by the train station to run alongside the track waving a hanky while her fiance goes off to war.
Natalie Morales
I want more for her than a bandage dress, but at least it's a color. Mostly I just wanted to say, again, that ABC Family's The Middleman was a freaking delight and I'm so sad it never hit it big. I have never liked her as much in anything since, and I think it's because she just worked REALLY well in that one part and the other stuff she's had was fairly underwritten (and one was on 90210, which.... no). She is on Trophy Wife, so... we'll see.
Chloe Bennet
Nicely done!
Sophie Lowe, Emma Digby
Are we really going to have all these chunky black hooves again? I wonder if I'm going to get sucked into that in about six months, or if it will still give me acid flashbacks. As for Emma, I don't know WHAT is going on, but the way the light hits that dress makes me think I can see exactly how and where things are being shoved, and that's too much information.
Rebel Wilson
I need to be honest here: I'm having that syndrome right now where the more people fawn all over Pitch Perfect, the less I like it. When I first saw it, I thought it was just fine, something I could have on in the background while working and be amused and just not pay attention during the puking. But I found the "aca'-speak too precious (and inconsistent -- Anna Camp says "aca-scuse me" like she uses it all the time, then basically says "excuse me" normally for the rest of the movie), and then suddenly everyone was going nuts over Pitch Perfect, and while it was okay, I didn't LOVE it or anything and so suddenly all the yays pushed me in the opposite direction and now I want to punch "aca-scuse me" in the face. I'm really sorry, Fug Nation. It's not a judgment. It's just what happened. I'm sure this will upset some people. Also, Rebel Wilson has never been funnier than when she was in Bridesmaids, a movie I ALSO thought was overrated but which deserves credit for being the only one that truly never made her size the punch line. The end. But she looks pretty.
Elizabeth Henstridge
That dress is doing some unusual things around her stomach, but I don't hate it. It'd make nice Christmas gift wrap.
Ming-Na Wen
She looks lovely and all, assuming this is her fourth costume change at her own wedding.
Gabriel Mann
And for dessert: Nolan.