Victoria Beckham, David Beckham
This is just proof positive that some habits are too ingrained to change. Posh is a viable and valid businessperson in her own right, smart and tough and pretty funny, but she still refuses to be seen in any pose other than this one. And is in a ridiculous shredded dress that's treating her chest like mangoes falling out of the fruit bowl.
Kate Moss, Jamie Hince
Some people will say this is proof positive that Kate Moss can wear anything. I am not one of those people. In fact, I think she looks like she's stuffed herself into a lace condom.
Naomi Campbell
I assume that is the oversize hanky with which she will wipe away her tears of mirth at Kate's outfit. Not that the rest of hers is unimpeachable, but she wins this round, for sure
F.K.A. Twigs
I am not clear on who this person is, except that she's a musical performer of some ilk, and has reportedly maybe been hooking up with Robert Pattinson. I also believe her to be the love child of Carmen Miranda and Fawkes the Phoenix.
Poppy Delevingne
Poppy Sister Of Cara looks like the kind of terribly exhausting friend who always skulks around claiming life could not be more pointless and depressing, and as soon as she leaves the room, everyone groans, "God, she's so DRAMATIC."
Gwendoline Christie
Gwen Christie should slither around in massive capes FOREVER. She could give SWINTON a run if she just keeps wearing stuff like this.
Laura Carmichael
"Is this not the Sampson wedding? Damn..."
Naomie Harris
"It is not, Laura. It is not. Share a cab?"
Dianna Agron
Somebody got out of "Glee" at the right time. That's all i can think of when I look at her -- well, that, and that we're both wearing a bathrobe right now.
Salma Hayek
Well, I guess getting to plaster themselves all over Salma Hayek's body WOULD make two birds feel very loved-up and excitable.
Erin O'Connor
Somewhere, Kate Hudson is cursing, "HOW did she get my invitation AND my dress by mistake?"
Eva Herzigova
This is a bit of a mess. Kate Middleton has never been so glad to write Sarah Burton a regretful note, citing pregnancy and Downton-related exhaustion as her reasons for staying home.
Princess Beatrice
This looks rather dowdy on her, no?
Princess Beatrice
A slit like that is ambitious, Bea. Sometimes taking senior-year courses as a sophomore does backfire.
Cressida Bonas
That could be pretty, but it's hanging a bit on her, no? Oh, CRESSY. You and Bea need to go home and Get-A-Grip each other and then come back all fixed.