Alice Eve
It's like a Pyrex collection of casserole dishes grew sentient and decided to transform into a dress but didn't actually understand what a dress IS.
Alice Eve
There are entire patches of this dress that appear to be made of just random material. It's like the dress version of when you don't cut enough wrapping paper for a present and then have to do a patch job at the back. I mean COME ON WITH THIS.
Alice Eve
This is weird, but MUCH worse than weird, it's amateurish-looking. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING HERE?
Alice Eve
It's like the entire reject pile from the costume department at Astronaut Wives Club joined forces to attempt to become one Super Dress....AND FAILED.
Alice Eve
Phew. This literally made my blood pressure go down.
FUGS and Fabs: Alice Eve
Alice Eve has really been hitting the sidewalks to promote her new movie, Dirty Weekend, and I salute her for that. Hustling for your project is part of the gig and I respect it. ALSO, she's giving me material to talk about so....bonus points, Alice. Bonus points. Except NO points for this dress she wore last night, because it's HORRIBLE. Seriously JUST CUT AND RUN, GIRL. DO NOT ALLOW PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THIS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]