Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

Amber totally got her dates wrong and didn't realize the premiere was TONIGHT. Johnny is an ex-mobster who runs the best brunch joint in all of South Beach.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

Vaguely Mobbed Up in a Period Piece appears to be Johnny's jam right now, and I have to say that Amber looks FABULOUS in this.

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

Is it weird that Johnny's weirdness is starting to grow on me again? I think it helps that this is a LOOK and not just Weird Man With Scarves. DISCUSS.

Fugs and Fabs: Amber Heard and Johnny Depp

I honestly think by the time Johnny is sixty-five, he will have gone Full Retro Crackpot and it might actually be kind of fun. [Photos: Getty]