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# Fugs and Fabs: American Ballet Theater Opening
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-american-ballet-theater-opening-10-2013/
- Published: 2013-10-31T20:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2013-10-31T05:09:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fugs and Fabs, Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-american-ballet-theater-opening/)

I hope the ballet was good. I mean, could it ever be as good as Cooper Nielsen driving a motorcycle onto the stage while Jodie Sawyer executes impossible costume changes, including full hair and makeup and dance shoes, while on-stage? No. No it could not. *Center Stage*, you are the alpha and omega of dance.

\[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet\]