Ava, Reese in Dolce & Gabbana, and Deacon
Ava manages to look JUST like Reese and ALSO exactly like Ryan -- a trick I will never understand, but I know it to be true. She also looks lovely. Deacon is a cutie in his tux (and looks like his Dad, I think). Reese looks...you know, totally fine. Elegant, understated. Not super memorable?
Jennifer Garner in Valentino
GIRL. I need to sit you down and have a chat. Because you are getting a divorce and your ex banged the nanny. NOW IS THE TIME FOR REVENGE HOTNESS. In fact, J Gar needs to talk to Reese about how to pop up looking amazing in the wake of a shitty, public break-up, because she did it VERY WELL post-Ryan. This is like a cute outfit you wear to the PTA Mother's Day brunch. You don't need to BE over him, Jen, but you need to LOOK over him, the better to STICK IT TO BEN. (PS: Your face looks great.)
Kate Hudson in Brandon Maxwe
Insert our usual BLAH BLAH BLAH about her pants being a wee bit too long, but overall, she looks good. VERY Goldie-adjacent.
Laura Dern
Speaking of fit, things almost always fit her perfectly. It's relaxing.
Sofia Vergara in Martha Medeiros Maceió
SOFIA. NO. This is a bridge too far into Sexytown. Sheer, and cut-outs, and red? Not to mention...
Sofia Vergara in Martha Medeiros Maceió
THIS. It all combines to appear slightly (UNNECESSARILY) desperate. I do not like a world where Sofia Vergara seems desperate.
Jennifer Aniston in Kaufmanfranco
I actually kind of like this. I recognize that it is a tiny white tube and then a larger blue tube, but I kind of enjoy it. What can I say?
Reese and Matthew McConaughey
And we've got a haircut on Matthew at last! Alert the authorities!