Jordin Sparks
That she can stand there wearing this with a broad smile suggests to me she might be the BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD. Or the blindest.
Taylor Swift in Osman
I assume she meant to take this off and walk away, but then she accidentally knocked off all the little stones that were once glued to this, and well, you break it, you buy it.
Jenelle Monae
For once, it is NOT that she's standing in front of a red spot on the backdrop. That IS a jaunty headpiece, And I love her in all of this. I LOVE it when she finds a way to shake up her usual habits.
Miley Cyrus
Miley's standing there shimmying her bajingo right out of its cloak, and Rita Ora is behind her going, "They're going to notice my ear chandeliers in three... two... one..."
Kim Kardashian, Rihanna
What I want to know is, how hard must this be tamping down her chest, for it to look so much smaller than usual? It's QUITE a trick. Meanwhile, Rihanna's letting it all hang out in a bathing suit and matching skirt, and still looks better than Kim, who I think is at an audition for The Mummy 7: Wait Does Mummy Not Mean 'Mommy' In British? It's about EGYPT? But Everyone Knows Egypt Isn't Like Real and Stuff So What Is This Some Kind of Fantasy Movie?
KIM AND KANYE
"SHE IS LIKE A RED GODDESS, ALL CRIMSON AND SELECTIVELY MODEST, AND SUDDENLY I AM FEELING REALLY INSECURE ABOUT MY MAN LEGGINGS SO I'M GOING HOME MAN I AM REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD."
Iggy Azalea
Just leave the curtains where you found them, Iggy.
Natasha Bedingfield
She needs to come out with another pop album FULL of catchy running songs AND FAST or else this stuff is all anyone is going to remember about her.
Ciara
This is the same designer, Alexandre Vaultier, as Miley's Grammy dress. This means Miley is the Sloppy Seconds of the whole affair, which I love.
Sheryl Crow
Not as flattering as I want it to be, but it'd make a cool window in a Church.
Jennifer Hudson
I can't muster up feelings about her, except that this Techno Hudson look she has going these days is very intense for me.
Demi Lovato
Lately she almost exclusively dresses like The Spunky One in an old Degrassi episode.
Keke Palmer
The Fug Madness is strong in this one.