Serena Williams
She looks like she's at a country-rock festival. "YES BUT YOU PROMISED ME KENNY CHESNEY. WHERE IS KENNY CHESNEY. IF I AM NOT DRINKING A BEER THROUGH A NETI POT IN LIKE TEN MINUTES THEN I AM GOING TO BE REAL UNHAPPY."
Serena Williams
It cracks me up that it came with a matching personalized jacket. Like anyone didn't know by her very Serena-ness - and also the scoreboard - that this was Serena.
Serena Williams
Little known fact: Serena played this entire match while riding a Harley.
Serena Williams
Sometimes when you're just THAT excited about your navel jewels, you have your sponsor cut a slit in your shirts. It's a tale as old as time.
Serena Williams
Bring It On VII: Seriously, No One Has Brought It Yet And I'm Getting Really Impatient Because That's Just Rude.
Serena Williams
There is SO MUCH happening here. Criss-crosses and a scarf and a necklace and HUGE earrings and an extra hair elastic and no WONDER she's so prone to losing a set. She has to get used to all the STUFF she is wearing.
Serena Williams
That's actually pretty cute, though.
Serena Wiliams
Was this sponsored by Victoria's Secret PINK?
Serena Williams
So... the headband ties into her spankies? Well, attention to detail, I guess.
Serena Williams
And here she is being the Kate Middleton of tennis.
Serena Williams
She really loves pink. It's a good thing it works on her. This is SO simple compared to some of her ensembles.
Serena Williams
That skirt is SO figure-skater. She can perform to a song I just now wrote in my head that's called "My Body Is Awesome and Strong. Haters To The Goddamn Left."
Serena Williams
The Real Housewives of Flushing Meadows.
Serena Williams
This is from 2001. How simple things were back then. Just a simple monochrome thingamy that isn't trying to do anything but help.
Serena Williams
And as ever, I want her shoulders. I guess I have to... actually do some work, and cut the sandwiches. We'll see.