Demi Moore

I am real worried that one of her handlers found her wandering aimlessly in a meadow, and tricked her into getting in the car.

Demi Moore

I'd like to take an angry inch off those overalls. HAR. But seriously, if you are not a toddler or a time-traveler, WHY is an adult in this outfit?

Elizabeth Banks

Perhaps Elizabeth Banks, Glamorous Mystic, can find the answers.

Courtney Love

And then Courtney Love, Glamorous Seer, will slip us some peyote.

Judy Greer

And Judy Greer, Wonderful Friend Who Tried Rent The Runway With Terrible Results, will take us home and hydrate us and scold us lovingly about NEVER accepting anything from Courtney Love.

Taylor Lautner

And Taylor Lautner, Man Who May Never Have Worn Anything Except This, will wear this.

Gia Coppola

And then we'll look at that shirt and realize we're still tripping.

Fugs and Fabs and WTFs: The Hedwig Premiere in LA

This was for the LA premiere of the Hedwig and the Angry Inch tour. Did someone tell Demi it was Hair? [Photos: Getty]