JK Rowling

She is a dream. I really think it's between her and Lin Manuel Miranda, when it comes to whose brain I'd like to crawl inside.

Greta Gerwig

This is like a cocktail dress mated with the Seinfeld puffy shirt.

Jenna Dewan-Tatum

This was one of the few photos in which she didn't have her hand clamped to the top of that slit, which is precariously cut indeed.

Anne Hathaway in Dior

I'm going to pause for a second and mock the name of the event, which is "Guggenheim International Gala Made Possible By Dior," which is the most pompous version of that to me. I mean... I guess if Dior is not hosting per se, then... but for whatever reason "made possible by" implies that Dior really would appreciate some hearty gratitude for the gift of possibility. Anyhoo: Anne's head looks lovely. I like the skirt on this much more than I do the bodice, but in truth if I had a better look at it I'd probably discover that the mere hints of pizza are in fact entire pies.

Tracee Ellis Ross

This feels like one of those Color Me Beautiful books from the '80s -- the held a bunch of cloth to your face, and then handed you some fabric samples and told you that you're a Spring or whatever. I would like this better as a mid-calf dress (or higher). But her HEAD. Oh, that head. That part is amazing.

Peyton List

Her sleeves look like wings, as if she's a wee cherub who is moments away from flying away and playing her tiny harp.

Nina Dobrev

Is that a white top and a VERY light blue skirt? And are those heavily frosted cinnamon buns on her shoulders?

Lily Collins

SHOE VIOLATION. Fifteen yards and a loss of down.

Lily Collins

Just zooming in on the hair for a second, because... I mean, that's a wig, right? Or at least a fall, or chock full of added pieces? I don't care either way -- there is no shame in wigs, or extensions, or clip-ins, or anything else -- but usually Hollywood tends to be more subtle about it and this just screams MY HAIR LIVES ON A BUST IN MY CLOSET THAT I HAVE NICKNAMED BRENDA.

Kelly Rowland

This is a vast improvement over her caftan leg, but that top is still a bit messy.

Marion Cotillard

Credit to her for trying something interesting, but I don't like those piees together. The skirt is so good; it doesn't need the prison stripes on top.

Marion Cotillard in Dior

She looks charmingly dramatic in this.

Haley Bennett in Dior

  WHY IS EVERYTHING SEE-THROUGH. I'm learning to accept it where I think it adds something, but this doesn't need it. I also... is that a printed Dior waistband I'm seeing under there, or no? It seems to be, and may match the shoes. Mostly, seeing this photo, I'm feeling the resemblance to Jennifer Lawrence more than ever -- she can veer Blanchett sometimes, but this is J.Law -- and so maybe if Haley takes off, she'll slide into the Dior spot that Jen occupies and Jen can be FREE.

Kate Beckinsale in Dior

She looks wonderful, but it'd be better with a red lip. 

Karlie Kloss in Dior

Another pointless panty window. I hate the word "panty" but sometimes it gives a sentence the best cadence.

Karlie Kloss

And outside, you can see more of it -- that appears to be another set of Dior undercrackers, perhaps? Is that really what's going on here?

Alexa Chung in Dior

And then Alexa just went with full denim. Those are also Dior, but they're so discordant at this event. It's like she gave up. I also just realized I don't think that's a peach shirt; I think it's sheer. All things considered she looks better than she should.

Alexa Chung in Chanel

Peace right back atcha, Alexa, but the cut of this looks like someone just tried to make a dress out of a long skirt.

Andrea Riseborough in Tom Ford

If none of this rings a bell, it might be beacuse this time last year Andrea looked wholly different. (You might know her from Birdman or that time Madonna directed a movie about Wallis Simpson.) I genuinely didn't recognize her. At ALL. Having said that, this works surprisingly well on her. The hair makes her eyes look wide as saucers, and the suit is good on her. Much better played than I expected.

Ellie Bamber in Tom Ford

I read a headline somewhere that called Ellie Bamber the latest of Tom Ford's redheads, and it's true, he DOES love a redhead (he's tight with Kidman and Julianne Moore, and Amy Adams and Ellie and Isla Fisher are in this movie). I wish he had loved her enough to give her a different dress.

Isla Fisher

That's quite a good dress. It feels like something he would've had on hold for Amy Adams and then released it once she picked the red number.

Laura Linney in Tom Ford

I love Laura Linney, and I had no idea her shoulders needed such specific ventilation.

Christy Turlington

#FaceGoals

Milla Jovovich

Milla looks like she had been doing errands.

Sarah Paulson in Prada

More fantastic lipstick that's being underserved by everything else.

Connie Britton in Prada

TAMI TAYLOR IN THE FLESH. (Or Rayna Jaymes, I suppose.) I have missed her. I've heard she's working her way out of Nashville this season on CMT, which is probably for the best. I think she needs to do more. Her Faye Resnick was SO GOOD and Rayna doesn't have any more layers than what we've already seen.

Allison Williams in Prada

This is all really good, but did people think it was still May? 

Nicola Peltz in Prada

This actress has a VERY checkered recent history with sheers. She might want to shut that down for a bit.

Michelle Monaghan in Prada

SHE at least looks like she thinks it's... late March/early April.

Zosia Mamet in Prada

She looks quite good here but I'm concerned those might be hooves.

Kate Mara

That blonde bob really suits her -- the makeup is perfect with it. Nicely done, Kate. I wish the dress was a bit less... wonkus.

Mandy Moore in Prada

Lovely.

Demi Moore

And then Edna showed up in her very best trouser socks because someone told her it was cornbread night at the cafeteria.

Freida Pinto in Prada

Delightful.

Liya Kibede

Someone left this cake out in the rain.

Tamron Hall

I love her. I don't know how she's carrying this heavy floral, but she is.

Blake Lively

This is boring as hell, but she just had a baby, so I'll give her a pass. Instead let's just admire her hair.

Olivia Munn in Prada

BIG FINISH. I find this unspeakably awful. Do NOT join her scouting troop. They only earn demerit badges, and not even for anything fun.

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