Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale
Has Gwen actually confirmed that she's pregnant, or is she just going to let her belly do the talking? That's fine, by the way. Maybe it will turn out to be SUPER CHATTY. As for the gown, I think it's quite divine on her -- fringey and fancy and funky, like Cousin Itt's ponytail if he'd been big into the glam rock era.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
How fun does the twirling look? Clone her and you'd have a car wash. Or, speed her up, plant your worst enemy next to her, and watch the slashing happen.
Gwen Stefani, Nicole Richie
Considering Nicole Richie was dramatic enough to show up in a giant fur bolero, you'd think she'd have picked out better lipstick.
Nicole Richie
The dress itself is quite lovely, though, even if it does look like she offset the neckline by adding a sports bra.
Evangeline Lilly
WHAT IS UP with this renewed epidemic of unhemmed pants? She would look a lot less mumsy and stumpy if we could see some feet.
Jodie Foster
As pantsuits go, this is a much sassier, sexier, more stylish option. Compared to this, Evangeline Lilly's looks like she stole it from a nonagenarian.
Demi Moore
Cheer up, Demi. You look fine. If perhaps like you wandered over here in a trance. Been to any seances lately?
Demi Moore
Oh, much better. Turns out all she needed was a pair of kicky glasses.
Geena Davis
Oh Geena. No. Your shoulder should not look like the back of Sarah Ferguson's head circa 1988.
Angela Lindvall
I don't hate this little minidress, but I do want to poison those boots. The one on the right is doing unspeakable things to her fourth toe, possibly, and they're just such rubber-colored blahmobiles.
Maria Bello
Look, I love her and all, and she is in tremendous shape, but she is always about five degrees off, no? Why is this bodice so crooked? It's like a badly tied bikini.
Lady Victoria Hervey
All hail this British Socialite Person, for wearing a dress that looks like a malfunctioning Transformer.