Kate Moss
A VELVET CAPE. Not only that, but a Tiffany-blue velvet cape with what appears to be a pink satin lining. It's like a baby gift for the world's lushest baby shower where you don't know the gender. GIVE ONE TO BABY CAMBRIDGE.
Lindsay Lohan
Nightgowns as dresses ARE NOT HAPPENING. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. LA LA LA LA.
Lindsay Lohan
However, Kanye is going to be ENRAGED that he didn't think to put Sleep Mask Sunglasses on Kim first.
Anna Friel
She looks kind of like she could be Posh's younger sister here. That dress is cute but I have a sneaking suspicion it wants to slide down her torso.
Eliza Doolittle
At first I thought I hated this. Then I realized it might be super, super groovy.
Alexa Chung
This feels like it's trying so hard to be inoffensive, right up until the fuzzy pink purse. Rarely should one choose an accessory that the Paris Hilton of 2005 would have carried.
Lady Victoria Hervey
Speaking of that Paris Hilton, she could be Lady V's long-lost cousin. God help us.