Mischa Barton
She is back, and she's celebrating by refusing to let me see a picture of this from the front. I don't even care: I missed you, Mischa. Thanks for wearing a cape. Very GOOP. Perhaps next you can start a newsletter.
OMG PLEASE START A NEWSLETTER.
Taryn Manning
I just thought might be interested in hearing that Taryn Manning is still alive. Actually, she has a TON of stuff happening right now, per her IMDb page -- including a Netflix series with Taylor Schilling (whom I really like), Jason Biggs, Natasha Lyonne, and Laura Prepon, which is an intriguing melange of people about whose career prospects I was concerned. So....yay for her? This is a little lumpy, but lumpy can be fixed.
Camila Banus
Camila is on Days of Our Lives, which is apt because those pant legs make me wonder if perhaps I, like Marlena, have been possessed by evil.
Isla Fisher
a) The top is cute, and the skirt is cute, and they look like they belong to totally different cute dresses.
b) I am in love with how BORED the women behind her look. This is literally the most bored they have ever, ever felt.
c) How is Isla Fisher -- going straight from endless Gatsby premieres to Cannes to this round of premieres -- STILL UPRIGHT? Sell me your secrets, Isla, and maybe we can move forward in this life with a new friendly understanding.