Rihanna
I genuinely don't know if that's a bra or a tattoo. I think it's a tattoo. Also, IT'S A CARDIGAN. JUST A CARDIGAN. AND A PRETTY F'ING FLIMSY ONE AT THAT. PLEASE WEAR THINGS THAT ARE REAL.
Rihanna
I AM HEAVING A VERY CAPSY SIGH RIGHT NOW.
Kristen Stewart
She looks like the maitre d' at the world's only Michelin-starred biker bar.
Kristen Stewart
But because we pick on her for being glum: Ta da! A smile. The glum thing actually works better with the outfit, but consider this Proof of Glee. She's almost carrying off the clothes, too. They're just so inherently costumey that there's not much anyone can do.
Clemence Poesy
I mean, come on. What can Fleur Delacour do with this? It's silly. Something about it all makes me think of the Chippendales. Diane Kruger could probably make me give it a second look, and I think sometimes Clemence would LIKE to be French Diane Kruger, but... no.
Milla Jovovich
This feels Depression-era orphanage TOO. Was Karl watching a lot of "Annie" last year?
Rose Byrne
I don't hate this, but it also doesn't look formal enough for this. Like, you wear that on a hot day to pick up the kids from school, or barbecue, or maybe go to the beach.
Alexa Chung
For once, Alexa Chung may actually look the best of the bunch. THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD.