> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-attendees-of-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show/ - Published: 2014-12-03T19:00:13.000Z - Updated: 2016-12-01T09:15:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: Victoria's Secret, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## Alessandra Ambrosio ![Alessandra Ambrosio at 2014 Victoria's Secret fashion show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alessandra-ambrosio-victoria-secret-459848940_10.xml) My, what a heinous pubic basket. ## Candace Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo ![Candace Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo, 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/behati-prinsloo-victoria-secret-459850752_10.xml) We've seen both of these before, or close enough anyway. Candace's basic idea [was more memorably, and better, debuted by Beyonce](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammy-awards-fug-beyonce-01-2014/) (I assume this is also a Michael Costello, and if not, he could sue), even though it is ridiculous on either one of them. The other one looks a WHOLE lot like a Tom Ford Julianne Moore just wore, and again... I'd leave it ENTIRELY if I had the choice, but perhaps we should all at least be thankful it's not designed around nipple shields. ## Abbey Clancy in Julien Macdonald ![Abbey Clancy 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/abbey-clancey-victorias-secret-victorias-459844066_10.xml) And THIS [was previously worn by Taylor Swift, all the way back at the Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-fugfug-or-fab-carpet-taylor-swift-01-2014/). I said it looked like a drunken hammock then, and I stand by that today. I hope Taylor walked past her and clucked sympathetically and said, "I got suckered, too." ## Karlie Kloss ![Karlie Kloss 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/karlie-kloss-victoria-secret-459850196_10.xml) It's... fine? No, it's fine. It is. It's probably the best of this bunch, in fact. ## Mel B ![Mel B 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mel-b-victoria-secret-spl903334_017.xml) The most boring she could possibly be. Right? ## Doutzen Kroes ![Doutzen Kroes 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/doutzen-kroes-victoria-secret-459849760_10.xml) I feel like I've seen this before also, but perhaps it was just in my nightmares. ## Poppy Delevingne ![Poppy Delevingne 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/poppy-delevingne-victoria-secret-spl903334_030.xml) Nice placement of the kitty, there, Poppy. ## Lily Donaldson ![Lily Donaldson 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/459849912_10.xml) Oh, look, it's Captain Obvious, bringing the seaworthy S.S. Of F'ing Course into port. ## Joan Smalls ![Joan Smalls 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/joan-smalls-victoria-secret-459849616_10.xml) Not a shirt in any way that I care to acknowledge. ## Ellie Goulding ![Ellie Goulding 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ellie-goulding-victoria-secret-spl903334_029.xml) Hey, this is pretty great for her, and fairly STELLAR in this crowd of clowns. ## Daisy Lowe ![Daisy Lowe 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/daisy-lowe-459841286_10.xml) And as she lit the candle on her Angelina shrine, she whispered, "Leg it, Daisy. Leg it hard." ## Joely Richardson ![Joely Richardson 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/joely-richardson-victoria-secret-spl903334_040.xml) It MIGHT be a jumpsuit, and thus, it might require a team of people to remove it from her later. But that could be really fun if you hire the RIGHT team of people. ## The Saturdays (I think) ![The Saturdays 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-saturdas-victoria-secret-spl903334_015.xml) ... I mean, I guess the one on the right wins by default. ## Amber Le Bon ![Amber Le Bon 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/spl903334_021.xml) ALL RIGHT. Now we're talking. ## Zara Martin ![Zara Martin 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/459845508_10.xml) And, now we're NOT talking. ## Jourdan Dunn ![Jourdan Dunn 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/459848906_10.xml) And I can live with this. (Aren't these stellar compliments?) ## Adriana Lima ![Adriana Lima 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/adriana-liima-victoria-secret-459848928_10.xml) No, sorry. This looks like a snap-crotch bodysuit gone HORRIBLY ASKEW and it's giving me the worst flashbacks. ## Olivia Palermo ![Olivia Palermo2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/olivia-palermo-spl903334_036.xml) I don't know what she's doing there -- or what she's ever doing anywhere, really -- but THANK YOU, Palermo, for looking human and nice and normal and still lovely. ## Millie Mackintosh ![Millie Mackintosh 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/millie-mackintosh-victoria-secret-spl903334_025.xml) I think... wait, it's going to ... yes, something in my brain is... \*snap\* kjhakjfhalrh ajhe. ## Yasmin and Simon Le Bon ![Yasmin Le Bon Simon Le Bon](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/459861022.xml) YOU'RE NOT HELPING, YOU TWO. [Fugs and Fabs: Attendees of the Victoria's Secret Fashion ShowIs it a law that you can't show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane. \[Photos: Splash, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alessandra-ambrosio-victoria-secret-459848940_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-attendees-of-the-victorias-secret-fashion-show-12-2014/)