Alessandra Ambrosio
My, what a heinous pubic basket.
Candace Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo
We've seen both of these before, or close enough anyway. Candace's basic idea was more memorably, and better, debuted by Beyonce (I assume this is also a Michael Costello, and if not, he could sue), even though it is ridiculous on either one of them. The other one looks a WHOLE lot like a Tom Ford Julianne Moore just wore, and again... I'd leave it ENTIRELY if I had the choice, but perhaps we should all at least be thankful it's not designed around nipple shields.
Abbey Clancy in Julien Macdonald
And THIS was previously worn by Taylor Swift, all the way back at the Golden Globes. I said it looked like a drunken hammock then, and I stand by that today. I hope Taylor walked past her and clucked sympathetically and said, "I got suckered, too."
Karlie Kloss
It's... fine? No, it's fine. It is. It's probably the best of this bunch, in fact.
Mel B
The most boring she could possibly be. Right?
Doutzen Kroes
I feel like I've seen this before also, but perhaps it was just in my nightmares.
Poppy Delevingne
Nice placement of the kitty, there, Poppy.
Lily Donaldson
Oh, look, it's Captain Obvious, bringing the seaworthy S.S. Of F'ing Course into port.
Joan Smalls
Not a shirt in any way that I care to acknowledge.
Ellie Goulding
Hey, this is pretty great for her, and fairly STELLAR in this crowd of clowns.
Daisy Lowe
And as she lit the candle on her Angelina shrine, she whispered, "Leg it, Daisy. Leg it hard."
Joely Richardson
It MIGHT be a jumpsuit, and thus, it might require a team of people to remove it from her later. But that could be really fun if you hire the RIGHT team of people.
The Saturdays (I think)
... I mean, I guess the one on the right wins by default.
Amber Le Bon
ALL RIGHT. Now we're talking.
Zara Martin
And, now we're NOT talking.
Jourdan Dunn
And I can live with this. (Aren't these stellar compliments?)
Adriana Lima
No, sorry. This looks like a snap-crotch bodysuit gone HORRIBLY ASKEW and it's giving me the worst flashbacks.
Olivia Palermo
I don't know what she's doing there -- or what she's ever doing anywhere, really -- but THANK YOU, Palermo, for looking human and nice and normal and still lovely.
Millie Mackintosh
I think... wait, it's going to ... yes, something in my brain is... *snap* kjhakjfhalrh ajhe.
Yasmin and Simon Le Bon
YOU'RE NOT HELPING, YOU TWO.