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Jessica Pare in Thakoon

Jessica Pare at Audi Emmys Party

I surprised myself by liking the idea of this, but the execution isn't really hitting for me. I think... for ME, I wish the black shard at the top wasn't there, and that it was JUST a slit that opened up and let the lace peek through, but it's also not really very flattering. Doesn't her torso get lost in it, a little? I want to re-fit it.

Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen at Audi Emmys Party
Julie Bowen at Audi Emmys Party

I like this, but I keep wanting to paint her toes black or something. I am not a nude pedicure person.

Vinessa Shaw

Vinessa Shaw at Audi Emmys Party

Well. I love these. I want to shoenap them.

Vinessa Shaw

Vinessa Shaw at Audi Emmys Party
Vinessa Shaw at Audi Emmys Party

This is ASOS. She looks very pretty in it. I just read the piece on "Cruel Intentions" in EW that said she was up for the Reese Witherspoon part and very nearly got it, which... for an actor, years later, I wonder if that's hard to hear, wondering if it would've set you on a different trajectory.

Michelle Dockery

Michelle Dockery at Audi Emmy Pre-Party
Michelle Dockery at Audi Emmy Pre-Party

Apparently these are Paul Andrew shoes. They are pretty. Thank you, Paul Andrew, you mysterious rogue you.

Dascha Polanco

Dascha Polanco at Audi Emmys Party
Dascha Polanco at Audi Emmys Party

I love those gossamer sleeves on her, and her face looks FAB.

Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland at Audi Emmys Party
Sarah Hyland at Audi Emmys Party

Two things: Button up, and I hate see-through shoes. Her makeup is a clinic, though. I wish my face looked like that.

Cat Deeley

Cat Deeley at Audi Emmys Party
Cat Deeley at Audi Emmys Party

Great hair and lipstick -- and listen, I love the bright colors, but that is a lot of HOT. We've got pink, we've got orange, we've got red toes. Her color wheel is stuck on "scorching."

Retta

Retta at Audi Emmys Party
Retta at Audi Emmys Party

Donna Meagle, looking great. I love her accessories; if only she had on cute yellow heels (y'all know my bias). Nitpicking, I think I might also have lost the watch.

Betsy Brandt

Betsy Brandt at Audi Pre-Emmys Party
Betsy Brandt at Audi Pre-Emmys Party

This feels very White House, Black Market: comfortable, but just left of the trend.

Allison Janney

Allison Janney at Audi Pre-Emmys Party
Allison Janney at Audi Pre-Emmys Party

Oh, Janney. You know how to sucker us with glasses, you minx.

Fugs and Fabs: Audi Emmy Pre-Party
IT IS SO NICE TO HAVE CONTENT AGAIN. People will be leaving the house like MAD all weekend, and I for one have never been happier to be swamped. To celebrate, I threw in some shoes. (NOTE: If you can't see the shoes on the person in the full-size slide, that's because of our new slideshow functionality and we are working on it! You can hit "full size" to see them better while we tinker.) [Photos: Getty]

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