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# Fugs and Fabs: Balmain x H&M Launch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-balmain-x-hm-launch/
- Published: 2015-10-21T17:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:40:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

## Ellie Goulding

![ellie goulding balmain x h&m collection launch](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/10/gettyimages-493463796.jpg)

I mean this is not necessarily a disaster, but it's hardly transportive to me, either, unless what I'm seeking is to replicate the experience of being a very expensive accent pillow.

## Kylie Jenner

![kylie jenner balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493463490.jpg)

Kylie is confused because she thought she was in costume as Sexy Joan of Arc.

## Jessica Hart

![jessica hart balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493468644.jpg)

She's a model, and while normally even the ones in wacky outfits at least take makeup well, she just looks a mess to me. It doesn't help that this dress looks like an art deco fungus has devoured her.

## Diane Kruger

![diane kruger balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493463618.jpg)

And THIS is an entire quilted JUMPSUIT, and yet somehow it still feels like Kruger got off lightly.

## Jourdan Dunn

![jourdan dunn balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493462666.jpg)

And then we get the battle of the models in mad-expensive tube tops. In the first corner we get Jourdan here...

## Kendall Jenner

![kendall jenner balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493462704.jpg)

... and over here, Kendall, whose pants are more harem and whose shoes are more awful. I have to give this one to Jourdan. It isn't really even close.

## Gigi Hadid

![gigi hadid balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493462586.jpg)

How Gigi managed to get through this unscathed is commendable.

## Alexa Chung

![alexa chung balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493463764.jpg)

She ALSO looks good. There isn't much signature about this -- from a Balmain perspective -- but she looks super chic, which is a better advertisement.

## Alek Wek

![alek wek balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493464216.jpg)

She brightens up EVERY affair.

## Coco Rocha

![coco rocha balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493464268.jpg)

We've seen [Kim Kardashian in this ensemble already](https://www.gofugyourself.com/recent-fugs-and-fabs-katching-up-with-the-kardashians-07-2015/2015-cannes-lions-day-four?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- and in fact, another guest at this party wore the exact same one (I'm guessing THAT person paid for it and Coco had it given). Coco wins this one if for no other reason than the pants don't bunch up on the floor and eat her feet.

## Zachary Quinto

![zachary quinto balmain x h&m collection launch](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/GettyImages-493464476.jpg)

He seems like a random fit, and also, as if he knows that. Maybe he can referee in case Jourdan and Kendall rip the identical tube bras off each other.

[Fugs and Fabs: Balmain x H&M LaunchSome of this is straight-up Balmain (if not all), as opposed to the diffusion line. Which is a bad advertisement on TWO counts, then. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/10/gettyimages-493463796.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-balmain-x-hm-launch-10-2015/)