Fugs and Fabs: BBC Radio One Teen Awards

Taylor Swift

I think this is a gorgeous look on her. I wish InStyle had put THIS version of her on the cover, instead of the drunk-cut mop and annoyed expression it chose. She looks graceful and young and great.

Rita Ora in Marchesa

A dress I called The White Witch's Topiary has made its way to the red carpet. She really does look like she was buried alive in someone's blooming flowerbed.

Pixie Lott

I just want to wedge a phone into her hand there and speed-dial her stylist. Something about this outfit feels very GOOP Does Beach Tennis.

Dionne Bromfeld

Why are all these neon owls staring at me like my spleen is dinner?