
Charitably, I will suggest the coat might have worked with a plainer outfit underneath, but in actuality I still really think it is the Ugly Christmas Sweater of coats.

And without the coat, my lord, it is tragic. She looks like a waitress at a Bavarian restaurant in a very, very small town that's has only ever seen pictures of Epcot Center.

But this is fabulous. Roksanda Ilincic is one of those designers I'll always be interested in even if I don't like everything unreservedly, and that's because of outfits like this. The brightness and boldness in this particular ensemble REALLY strums my guitar.

Girl, your pelvis shouldn't look longer than the rest of your trunk. (This is the second pair of pants from Balmain that make me think it's the Circus Trou Collection -- the first being Cara Delevingne's see-through stripes.)

Something about the way her lips are in this picture reminds me of a teenage girl who just got braces and hasn't figured out how to hold her face yet.
And yes, that coat is crazy. I assume it's a coat -- I actually don't know for sure, but she went inside and shed it and had something coordinated underneath...

Totally cute, and bracelets to boot. That hairdo is rather youthful, which isn't a problem really; I just look at her and remind myself she's a mom now, and my brain breaks a little because she's still Serena Van Der Woodsen to me.

Now THAT is a coat. It's gorgeous on her -- that color is a dream. The pants underneath... I have notes. That length feels like a tailoring error.

This was taken from Blake's instagram -- I would have embedded it properly but I can't in slideshows -- and the dress appears to be REALLY cute.

As does this one. There is also something adorable about how stoked she is to meet Mario Batali. Even he seems bemused.

Are those the same shoes as two slides ago, but in pink rather than yellow? I LOVE the fabric of that skirt, but not perhaps the giant flea collar it built around her waist. Always nice to see Teen Witch out and about, though.

Unfortunately, we couldn't get this entire outfit in our sub -- this pic is from the Sirius XM Instagram. (The rest is here; it's No. 2.) As I hear the strains of "Short Skirt Long Jacket" run through my head, I find myself wishing, again, she just had on a groovy coat with something simpler underneath, because the outfit is loudly squabbling with itself. (Although not as badly as the other one.)

This beachy jumpsuit was on the show's own Instagram account, and it is.. not flattering on her, particularly. she looks like a Florida diner. The building, that is, not the customer eating. Her HEAD is gorgeously retro, though; the whole outfit is probably supposed to be, and it's just unfortunate that I don't actually like it.

Just... not my favorite. Although the lion shoes make me laugh a little.

That skirt is pretty Vegas. I might not even mind it if the top weren't of the boring see-through variety.

This is GREAT though. THE SHOES. They seal it. We're finishing on a high note, people.
