Serena Williams
Wait, I found something that's creeping me out: The multi-colored toenails. They look like she got a pedicure at a candy shop.
Venus Williams
Venus looks.. fine, but she's acutally taller than Serena and I don't think this outfit radiates that at all. She's super lithe and elegant but here she looks a bit like she's trying to launch Chico's Junior.
James Blake
HELLO LOVER.
Janko Tipsarevic
I do not think those pants have adequate ROOM to have useable pockets. There is... a lot happening in there.
Nancy Kerrigan
She looks nice, although I'm not sure blocky designs like that truly work on anyone. Do you ever catch yourself thinking back to Tonya Harding and the tire iron and being amazed that even happened? I do. I did. Just now.
Adrienne Bailon
I have no idea what she is doing there. It's... fine, but she's so freaking BURNISHED. Too gilded for that lipstick.
Vika Azarenka
... Sure! But yellow nail polish will never NOT look like a disease to me.
Jelena Jankovic
Those shorts have hopefully crossed me for the last time. (This was the first time. It was enough.)
Marcus Samuelsson
This outfit is An Experience. Seriously, is that a paramecium on his shirt?
Ana Ivanovic
I love the accessories with the basic white dress. See, Hollywood? Do you see the cute? Are you feeling it? If so, go have a drink. If not, go have a drink. Because it's Friday and that's what's required.