Katy Perry

You need to know that 1) this shirt retails for $158, just so you can look illiterate and sad, and 2) that therefore means Katy picked the tutu to go with it herself. SO MANY ERRORS and not all of them spelling.

Miley Cyrus

That is a spandex-y skirt with suspenders, and a spandex-y top the color of jaundice. I can't tell if she pinned it up to show off her tattoo, or it follows that line on its own. Regardless, her face and her shoes both deserve nicer.

Ivana Milicevic

I will always think of her as The Funniest Of The Models In Head Over Heels, aka the movie where Freddie Prinze Jr. is a spy and Monica Potter thinks he's a murderer. None of that explains why her top looks like a drunk Maitre' d.

Adam Lambert

Seriously, this thing is like a beacon of sanity. Has anyone said that about a shiny plaid suit before? Well, here it is, and I mean it.

Fugs and Fabs: Britney's Opening Night Audience

I wish more celebs had traipsed to Vegas for Britney's first show there, but at least the two most famous ones in attendance were up to their usual shenanigans. [Photos: WENN]