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Carrie Underwood in Michael Cinco

If you told me I HAD to make a wager on what she'd wear, I'd have chosen white or blush with sparkles. I probably wouldn't have taken very long to think about it, either. Having said that, this dress looks utterly fabulous on her. If you're going to be predictable, do it unimpeachably ("is a thing that no one says, until just now, when the words came out of me," said Perd Hapley).

Carrie Underwood

I even sort of love this. It's SO melodramatic, and it's basically there because she's probably contractually obligated to show her quads at least three times, but these two do a lot of wacky banter when they host this and I think the cape slides into that vibe nicely.

Carrie Underwood

This is just... total filler, right? Right.

Carrie Underwood in Mac Duggal

Like, why even bother with that gold one? For my money, this one is MUCH better.

Carrie Underwood

Then she just took one quick sec to perform a selection from "Rent."

Carrie Underwood

I watched her win this (the game ended in time) and on TV, her face looked like it was caked with makeup in the same shade as the netting, but her arms were her regular shade, and it was supremely distracting. This is another totally mediocre one for me.

Carrie Underwood in Jovani

More filler. I mean, it's fine? But shapeless, and I just zzzz.

Carrie Underwood

This is a bit "The King and I," in a way I both like and which is unusual for her. I also think it can't be a coincidence that the cut mirrors very closely the one she wore on the red carpet, which is obviously something she's feeling right now. She's not wrong; it suits her.

Fugs and Fabs: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs
I was going to put her outfits on trial, but apparently my immune health MIGHT only have lasted as long as the Cubs' losing streak, because I started getting sick in the tail end of Game 7 and now I'm wiped out emotionally AND physically. Poor sad clown. (Me, not Underwood. She actually fared pretty well.) [Photos: Getty]

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