Taylor Swift

Full marks to Taylor: She looks great, other than the fact that red velvet thigh-high boots are an insane proposition even in the BEST of times. But in 89 percent humidity? They're furry salt-water buckets.

Priyanka Chopra in Altuzarra

This dress looks fantastic on her -- especially the color. When you factor in the shoes, though, you can sing it with me again: The 90s are back.

Zosia Mamet at Monse

Congrats to Zosia for getting what I assume is the best Monse available. As in, one that is not bone-deep hideous.

Christina Ricci and Zosia at Monse

I have questions, though. We were not at this show. Was anyone in Fug Nation present? Because if you look at this shot, the benches behind them are clearly empty, and yet they are clearly watching a fashion show. OTHER photos in the same batch show a full house back there. Did they have the celebs come watch a run-through for the photo ops? Did they have models milling around the whole TIME? Did... I'm so confused. Why would you stage anything that yields photos where it appears no one came to your show? What if a magazine uses this instead of one of the pics that show a crowd back there, and it makes you look like you played to an empty house? It's confusing. I need CLARITY on this.

Zosia Mamet at Jill Stuart

That could be worse. I like the blouse, at least. If it were a normal length I'd even want one.

Katie Cassidy at Tadashi Shoji

I am not entirely sure for whom Tadashi Shoji is designing anymore. This feels like Katie is wearing it because she had to pick SOMETHING. So much of the rest of the show felt like Lacy Baby Phat.

Christina Hendricks at Christian Siriano

That looks great on her, if perhaps like it needs to be a touch looser in the chest. I'm not sure about the makeup, though. Christina Hendricks' face is more excellent than it appears here.

Jamie Chung at Opening Ceremony

I haven't ever actually WATCHED Jamie Chung in anything, but I know her from Fashion Week and from her general street style being really good. This feels off-brand to me, in that sense. She seems so much more like someone who'd wear this with a camisole, rather than mesh shirt.

Jamie Chung at Cushnie et Ochs

See? This is way more what we're used to from her.

Jamie Chung at Baja East

Or this, even. I mean, in this, she's offering to make you Mai Tais and give you some real talk about how you need more pedicures.

Candace Cameron Bure at Milly

This is good, right? Right down to the clutch.

Christina Milian at Nicole Miller

Her choker looks like a torture device.

Caila Quinn at Nicole Miller

Caila here was just on Bachelor in Paradise, and if I had recognized her when we sat across from her at the show (see the two very very pale legs, each in a gold shoe, on the left? That's us), I would have asked her to DISH THE DIRT because she was involved in some good drama on that show this season. Besides, which, she sat at the other side of the bench from former Bachelorette Andi Dorfman, whose ex-fiance was on BiP as WELL this season and spent the whole time hooking up loudly with a blonde named Amanda. Andi and Caila did not appear to interact AT ALL. What a missed opportunity for us to get gossip.

Teyana Taylor at Hood By Air

Teyana, aka the dancer in Kanye's latest video, looks... like she just left rehearsal.

Teyana Taylor at Baja East

I cannot account for what is happening here. It's like she got stranded on a desert island and started a company that makes camouflaging sportswear.

Neve Campbell at Christian Siriano

She did not look this angry the whole time. And indeed, nor should she have, because this is great on her.

Camila Alves at Rebecca Minkoff

This show was outside, on a brick street, in the humidity at noon. Camila did not appear to squeeze out a drop of sweat.

Isabelle Fuhrman at Christian Siriano

Cute shoes, but she forgot to tailor the bedsheets.

Jaimie Alexander in Christian Siriano

I think she looks pretty great in this. It would swallow up a lot of people, but it doesn't her.

Ashley Graham at Christian Siriano

She looks tremendous. It's simple but SO good, and a relief to see that she isn't leaning on the cleav ALL the time.

Pamela Anderson at Christian Siriano

I like this on Pam, but there were a lot of photos of Christian futzing with it, so i wonder if he wasn't happy with the fit at the last second. He seemed to be dealing with the top buttons and/or blousing. I like the business-casual version of Pam Anderson, though. I'm on board with it, with a bracelet and some lippy. There is only so much Christian has time to do before a show, so hopefully one of Pam's friends will back us up on that next time.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at New York Fashion Week, Part 2

And Taylor has re-emerged. It's the first time we've seen her at an event after the Kimye scandal and the implosion of Hiddleswift, and what a well-chosen one it was: At the Tommy Hilfiger show, she would have been able to control whether or not she spoke to any media (and if so, which ones), and likely entered and exited flanked by security. Every photo would be about her playing the role of smiling, happy, supportive bestie to Gigi Hadid, who walked in the show and debuted a capsule collection with Tommy. Tay even sang along to that Calvin Harris song she supposedly co-wrote in secret, so she comes off like a great sport, and generates chipper headlines without having to say a word to any reporters. I'm not saying these aren't necessarily sincere things she's doing -- Taylor may well have wanted to be there for her friend, and might be super proud of that song. It can be all of those things and more, but it can ALSO simultaneously be really useful and helpful and convenient to her PR needs. That's why you pay your team the big bucks. After the jump, we embedded a couple Instas and tweets from our past few days at New York Fashion Week, in case you're curious. SNL's Sasheer Zamata modeled at @tracy_reese garden party presentation yesterday. At times as they milled around, it was hard to tell which were the models, until it became clear all her people were in fancy Tevas. One year we went to this show and the check-in people didn't recognize Sasheer and so she patiently waited in a huge tightly packed throng of reporters until we pointed out to them that one of their VIPs was sardined in there. They rescued her; she had never once complained the way so many would have. Classy lady. #nyfw A photo posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 12, 2016 at 8:02am PDT @nicolemillernyc was totally summery and cute today. Especially the shoes, which are always impossible to photograph. A photo posted by Jessica Morgan (@msmorganzola) on Sep 9, 2016 at 4:47pm PDT I am just a boy. Standing on top of a Sbarros. Asking you to love me. pic.twitter.com/sBS6sXwoOk — Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) September 9, 2016 Ruffles @csiriano yesterday. I love that orange color. It's like vitamin c in dress form. #nyfw #thedailyshoe at @nicolemillernyc, for your repeating pleasure. They look like foot bracelets. #Nyfw A video posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 9, 2016 at 4:27pm PDT Working a robe in perpetuity. @csiriano #nyfw A video posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 11, 2016 at 5:29am PDT A photo posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 11, 2016 at 9:04am PDT @tracy_reese is in a beautiful tiny old cemetery in the middle of the city. It is so lovely here right now. I imagine the dead appreciate us visiting. A photo posted by Jessica Morgan (@msmorganzola) on Sep 11, 2016 at 12:47pm PDT Nigel Barker at The Blonds, still so perfectly dreamy. pic.twitter.com/UAJFOPv5aN — Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) September 12, 2016 Oof. Slow your roll, Tadashi Shoji. #nyfw A video posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 10, 2016 at 8:05am PDT As always, @csiriano was a delight. MANY STRIPES. A photo posted by Jessica Morgan (@msmorganzola) on Sep 10, 2016 at 1:57pm PDT Because it's important: H and I just had a super loud convo in the cab about which Bronte family member Rob Kardashian corresponds to - J — Heather & Jessica (@fuggirls) September 10, 2016 And my favorite, from when we went to the US Open... Honk if you recognize our #usopen Photobomber. Hint: It's Eliot Spitzer. A photo posted by Heather Cocks (@hcocks) on Sep 8, 2016 at 9:34pm PDT Mic drop.