Karlie Kloss

This whole look FEELS like Old Hollywood slinky glamour, and thus, is almost incomplete without a martini glass in her hand and a pin curls. I'm not sure I think it's GREAT, per se? The top panels look like someone glued costume shark fins to her chest. But it's evocative, and she's Karlie, so she knows how to work a dress.

Karlie Kloss

The back is pretty.

Naomi Campbell

SOMEBODY'S emergency order for sequins didn't arrive in time.

Hailee Steinfeld

The shoes are what get me here. They look like something ran over her feet. Very cleanly. Perhaps a tiny, tiny steamroller.

Julianne Moore, Bart Freundlich

Very simple, but effective.

Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber

And Cindy looks exactly as Cindy does. Except marginally more pissed off in this photo. Maybe they had a fight in the limo about how often he texts Intern George about Pokemon Go.

Cindy Crawford

I like the open back on this, though.

Rita Ora

It's nice to see Rita in an actual viable item of clothing. I understand the glittery lipstick, but I'd have gone with red. She didn't need the kitsch there.

Gina Gershon

That fits her perfectly. As we've said before, when Tom Ford gets it right, it's RIGHT.

Julia Restoin-Roitfeld, Jessica Hart, Ellie Bamber

And then Jessica Hart showed up in something that looks like she stitched it together at camp this summer. Elie Bamber (on the right, most recently from P & P & Zombies) has on a way more interestingly busy frock. It is HARD to pull off that much activity, but I think she's doing a good job of it.

Ellie Bamber

Ellie, by the way, is in Ford's new film, Nocturnal Animals. And I'm intrigued by the shoe choice. I can see it screaming out for color, but the dress is SO lively that I also do understand the impulse to make the footwear blend in and do a little less work in competition with it.

Iman

She's giving me much better associations with blue velvet than I had after Blue Velvet.

Also, I originally thought this was Beverly Johnson, but it's totally Iman. I'm embarrassed that I got that wrong, but HEARTENED that other people in the comments also thought it was BevJo. I'm sorry, ladies. In fairness, it's a compliment to both of you to mistake you for each other.

Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm's suit looks great. I did admittedly spend a LOT of time staring at his face. Specifically, his eyes, because something about them look a little different to me. Smaller undereye bags? Smoother? Maybe he is just sleeping really well and then had a nice chemical peel. It just tripped me up for a second and then I couldn't stop thinking about it.

Leon Bridges

He performed, and has on an EXTREMELY snazzy jacket. I approve.

NPH and David Burtka

Reliably suave.

Nicola Peltz

That slit MIGHT be verging on being a highway to the danger zone.

Russell Westbrook

He loves a kooky outfit, so this is actually quite square for him, almost. But he looks tremendous, apart from... there is the appearance of a weird vortex in his crotch, suddenly? I didn't notice that right away.

Uma Thurman

Uma is so damn glam.

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But she and Jon Hamm MIGHT have had the same facial peel.

Garrett Hedlund

You go, Country Strong. You look very put-together. I was going to say I miss him and Kirsten Dunst together, but I love the rumor that she's dating Landry (from FNL; aka the actor who played her husband on Fargo), and I REALLY want that to be true. So... sorry, Garrett. It's free Crucifictorious concerts ahoy for Kiki.

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson

Rita looks really good here. Not nearly as much nutty in this Noted Kookerie.

Zayn Malik

You know... Zayn just always looks to me like the guy you knew in college who WOULD NOT stop writing the most INSUFFERABLE poetry and would only speak to you in impromptu verse.

Joel Edgerton

It's okay, though. Professor Edgerton will give him some EXTREMELY detailed and difficult notes.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at the Tom Ford A/W 2016 Runway Show

This show happened on the same day as Yeezy Season 4, which was by all accounts a nightmarish shitshow of Kanyepic proportions. The great Booth Moore (formerly of the LA Times) wrote a piece for The Hollywood Reporter contrasting the two experiences, in which she pegs the only common ground as "celebrity": The presentation raised eyebrows — and concerns. It was late, as in nearly two hours late, leaving guests crowded behind barricades in the afternoon heat. After the presentation began, the models suffered even more; some passed out. Another hobbled so badly in her boots on the final walk, it was like watching someone being tortured. Finally, Bergdorf Goodman fashion director Bruce Pask came to her rescue and helped her along. [...] Cut to midtown at cocktail hour. Ford set up his show to mimic an Oscar party, complete with a red carpet, and a seasoned Golden Globes vet working 22 cameras to film the runway show for a live stream at TomFord.com, moving seamlessly from runway to reaction shots from the crowd. Tom Ford also got a MUCH starrier turnout, which speaks volumes about what Kanye's celeb buddies are really willing to tolerate. I'm wondering if we're at the point where the media should simply decline to attend future Yeezy shows. Nothing would rankle the attention-hungry more than every single media outlet sending its regrets, leaving Anna Wintour alone on a bench, cheek-to-buttock with the standing-room rabble brought in to fill seats. [Photos: Getty, Tom Ford]