Jessica Alba's Luggage
I think I speak for all the magpies of the world when I say WOW.
Jessica Alba Arriving On A Flight In Miami
Alba -- in addition to carrying the gold luggage that signifies that her company is worth like (literally) a billion dollars -- appears to live by the rule Wear Nothing With Waistbands on a Plane, which is generally one I support.
Justin Bieber
The Biebs lives by the rule Pretend You Don't Want People To Notice You By Wearing Something That Insures They Do.
Emma Roberts Departing On A Flight At LAX
Emma Roberts is doing Dress For A Seasonal Holiday Wait Shit It's Not February Oh Well Whatever Let's Get On This Flight.
Ellen Page
Ellen Page is wearing Clothes That Are ACTUALLY Kind of Under The Radar, Bieber, but still takes a selfie with this dude, which is very nice of her.
Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea is wearing DEAR GOD, PLEASE NOTICE ME, TRAVELERS OF THE WORLD!!!!
Hailee Steinfeld
Hailee Steinfeld is doing the My Midriff WASN'T Cold On This Flight, Because I Zipped Up My Hoodie!
Bella Thorne
Bella Thorne, I am happy to tell you, was sporting the I'm Actually Wearing Sneakers With This So It's More Practical Than You Think.
Kate Bosworth
Kate Bosworth is in costume as Wacky Old Lady In Your Building With Extremely Amazing Clothes Secretly Hiding in the Back of Her Wardrobe.
Heidi Klum
Heidi reminds us that she is still Queen of Supermodel Casual Wear.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is sporting I'm Trying to Usurp Heidi's Throne.
Pamela Anderson
Pamela Anderson wonders Did You Know I'm Also a Dental Hygienist?
Rita Ora
Rita Ora wonders, Did You Know I'm Also A Talented Mechanic?
Kate Winslet
Kate Winslet: Normal Person. (I love the patterned day dress on the woman behind her.)
Kate Hudson
Kate Hudson: Normal Person II.
Elizabeth Olsen
Elizabeth Olsen: Normal Person III
Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood: Inspired By Pharrell.
Amy Adams
And Amy Adams closes out this chapter with Normal Person: The Hat-Wearer.