I just do not think I can get behind this. It is Liza Minnelli's dream and if she were to pop up wearing this at, like, the CMT Awards (you never know), I would clap with unbridled glee. In this instance, however, it's more like unleashed side-eye.
Pro-tip: when the photogs really go out of their way to get a snap of your bum, there's something going on with your bum in whatever you're wearing. And here it's that it's QUITE VISIBLE. I guess....this is happening now. Deep Zen breaths.
THIS TOO I cannot abide on a young woman. On a sassy senior citizen lounging around her pool, chain-smoking and telling you all about the sexy actors she once banged, then: YES. Otherwise, it's just a bit matronly.
"HELLO FRIENDS. I told Giorgio it would be a cold day in hell that I wore a spangled jumpsuit. I stand by this."
Naturally she figures out a way to look cool even with her bra showing.
Thank goodness CGM looks age-appropriate, even if she is wearing the Tin Man's favorite formal shorts.
One third of him just left the Governor's Ball, the rest of him just left Amoeba Records.
This will NOT stanch the rumors that she is pregnant, will it?