Kate Hudson, Donatella Versace, Goldie Hawn
Kate Hudson's body is... beyond. I would love those abs. I will never have them, because I like sandwiches, but it would be nice. Can someone invent a muscle-toning weight-loss sandwich?
Kate Hudson, Donatella Versace
ONE wrong move and this house of cards will fall.
Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson
You know, this outfit and the previous might be the first time in EONS that I've seen Goldie in something that wasn't a caftan. Did Kate have a caftanvention with her?
Karlie Kloss, Amber Valetta, Eva Herzigova
Consider this a preview of what you're going to see on the runway: A lot of outfits that look like odes to people who drizzle sauces on their naked bodies before sex. I'm told those people exist.
Ellie Goulding
Remember when she sang at Will and Kate's wedding reception? i wonder what she wore.
Ellie Goulding
... so this is... the same outfit, but with a mesh shirt? At what point did she... never mind. I should know better than to try to understand Versace.
Ellie Goulding
"WELCOME TO MY LOINS."
Michelle Rodriguez
M.Rod is like, "Am I the ONLY one trying to bring up the taste level here?"
Elizabeth Olsen
It always looks so EXHAUSTING to me to be in Versace clothes, so comparatively this Dior looks so relaxing and business-y, two adjectives which are not usually deployed in tandem.
Natalie Portman
She looks wonderful, and I want that coat please thank you.
Alice Eve
I MIGHT go ahead and pass on this coat, though. It seems to have caught something.
Salma Hayek
She looks nice. I have a great mental image of her daughter Valentina obsessively playing with that handbag in Mom's Luxembourg-sized closet.