Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at London Fashion Week, Part One

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

SIGH. This is underwear.

Like, I get this as an editorial look -- AS AN AD FOR UNDERWEAR EVEN -- but out on the street? Cue the screaming in my head.

That said: I cherish this bonkers coat.

This facial hair makes Nicholas Hoult look like he's in the middle of filming the part of The Royal We where Nick is on a heartbroken quasi-bender.

I don't always like Alexa Chung's outfits. But I do appreciate her eccentricities.

Like. I love this, except the horrible shoes and the BONKERS neck ruff. But at least it's not boring.

This is SO AGGRESSIVELY normal on her, and her hair looks gloriously shiny here.

This feels like something a pageboy would wear in in the background of a weird, sexy Shakespeare adaptation.

I can't believe no one told HBC that her shoes actually match. EMBARRASSING.

I think Olivia is very stylish but I kinda don't even know what is happening here?

One day, I hope to see Arizona Muse and Karlie Kloss play evil sisters in a perfume commercial.

No need for the side-eye, Will -- you look good!

I blame Rihanna for this coat thing. Only she can swan around town like this without looking mildly stressed.

Bea! Bea looks fantastic.

I mean, at least she's super comfy?

Don't you think Courtney is DELIGHTED that high-style grunge is back? SHE'S BEEN WAITING.