> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Milan Fashion Week - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-celebs-at-milan-fashion-week-2/ - Published: 2015-09-29T20:00:07.000Z - Updated: 2015-09-30T17:12:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44 ## Ciara in Roberto Cavalli ![ciara cavalli milan](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/09/ffn_amfar_gtres_092715_51861869.jpg) I just now noticed that there appears to be a lion's face in the print of the skirt. So basically, this is what would happen if Fraulein Maria had been on safari when she realized the Von Trapps needed clothing. ## Ciara ![ciara milan cavalli](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Amfar_GTRES_092715_51861870.jpg) "How do you solve a problem like Ciaraaaaaaa..." ## Heidi Klum in Versace ![heidi klum cavalli](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Amfar_GTRES_092715_51861843.jpg) Look at that head. And then look at that frayed moldy pizza she's rolling around in, and feel woebegone. ## Dakota Johnson in Christian Dior ![dakota johnson](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Amfar_GTRES_092715_51861854.jpg) It's comforting to know Dior can still do things right. Even if it's the simple things. ## Pixie Lott ![pixie lott](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Amfar_GTRES_092715_51861847.jpg) That's so Klum. ## Alessandra Ambrosio in DSquared ![alessandra ambrosio amfar milan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Amfar_GTRES_092715_51861863.jpg) Is this truly not bad, or is it just acceptable because of what's on the next slide? ## Alessandra Ambrosio in Givenchy ![alessandra ambrosio](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_MFF_GivencyParty_SGP_092515_51861005.jpg) Not only is she wearing one of the most oozing eye sores that's ever been drizzled in salt, but she's wearing khaki shoes with it. I don't think we need a third strike, but just in case, she also may have used an old wedding garter as a choker. ## Miranda Kerr ![miranda kerr](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_MFW_Miranda_Kerr_SGP_092015_51859220.jpg) The last two slides are from a wedding catalog called Mail Order Matrimony. ## Miranda Kerr ![miranda kerr](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_MFW_Miranda_Kerr_SGP_092015_51859192.jpg) This is fantastic on her, though, so thank you Miranda. You brought things back up again... ## Karlie Kloss ![karlie kloss vogue china milan party](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/GettyImages-490452510.jpg) ... just in time for Karlie Kloss to drag them down again. The shoes are fine, but that is a monstrous woe-sack. ## Dakota Johnson and Karen Elson in Gucci ![dakota johnson karen elson milan](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/GettyImages-489652444.jpg) Both these outfits are cool enough for me, but I CANNOT with those shoes. They look heinously geriatric. ## Charlotte Casiraghi ![charlotte casiraghi](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Milan_Gucci_SGP_092215_51858526.jpg) I love this as a skirt, but the top look like a man's pajama shirt. ## Salma Hayek ![salma hayek](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Milan_Gucci_SGP_092215_51858529.jpg) This looks like a spring-themed Ugly Christmas Sweater. ## Alexa Chung ![alexa chung](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/GettyImages-489652178.jpg) And those slide-on versions of the Gucci loafer look too much like she borrowed her boyfriend's slippers. The rest of it is fine -- very Alexa -- but apparently all the Gucci footwear is leaving me frosty cold. ## Heidi Klum in Versace ![heidi klum](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Versace_Show_SGP_092515_51860651.jpg) So, [we saw this outfit in last season's show](https://www.gofugyourself.com/high-fugshion-versace-fall-2015-at-milan-fashion-week-03-2015/versace-runway-close-ups-mfw-fw2015-16?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- it's a black sleeve and the rest is green, and there's also a cutout. And it's creating some unfortunate optical illusions with her chest. Like it's sinking in quicksand. ## Naomi Campbell ![naomi campbell](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_Versace_Show_SGP_092515_51860656.jpg) I don't even care what she's wearing, because I accidentally picked THE BEST photo of Riccardo Tisci (Givenchy), shown on the left. That is the look on my face every freaking time I see a Givenchy outfit these days. ## Cara Delevingne and Kate Moss ![cara delevingne and kate moss](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_SGP_Celebs_WFW_09232015_51858394.jpg) is this a passing of the torch? ## Cara Delevingne ![cara delevingne](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/09/FFN_SGP_Celebs_WFW_09232015_51858397.jpg) There is something that irritates me about celebs taking red-carpet selfies in the middle of the press line. Or at least, selfies as utterly pointless as this one, where all you'll see is the face she's making and MAYBE one or two letters of the word MANGO. She'd be better off posing with an actual mango. Or Mango. 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