Dave Franco, Alison Brie at Dior Menswear
Blah blah blah clothes whatever. More importantly: How did I not know these two were dating???
Irina Shayk at Givenchy
Givenchy had several woman on their menswear runways because ????? and Irina's still wearing her runway makeup. But man if she doesn't look cool and collected in that white jumpsuit, so FYI APPARENTLY SHE'S A MIRACLE WORKER.
Courtney Love at Givenchy
I think Courtney is entering her Stevie Nicks phase.
Naomi Campbell at Givenchy
It's not too surprising to discover that Naomi Campbell looks gloriously summery.
Victor Cruz at Givenchy
Ironically, he's going to Saint Laurent. (Just kidding. He's the new [handsome] face of Givenchy.)
Kris Jenner at Balmain
I look forward to seeing Kris face off with Bieber in this jacket in a forthcoming Who Wore It Better?
Owen Wilson at Berluti
Sadly, Hans and Derek Zoolander did not pop up at this show.
Natalia Vodianova at Berluti
But she looks charming, despite the fact those shoes are evil and her sleeves are plotting against her. And the beach chairs crack me up. Well played, Paris Fashion Week.
Amar'e Stoudemire at Berluti
And well played Mr Stoudemire.
Zayn Malik at Louis Vuitton
This shirt is so subtle and delicately understated as to its provenance.
Salma Hayek at Saint Laurent
In which we all learn that Salma Hayek is taking the lead role in a life-action reboot of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?.
Liam Gallagher at Saint Laurent
Liam Gallagher. This is not your best look. And that's saying something.
Lenny Kravtiz at Saint Laurent
Lenny, on the other hand, is wearing something that I am fairly sure you can find in a plastic bag at a party store in October, marked LENNY KRAVITZ COSTUME.
Zayn Malik at Valentino
Do you think the other kids in One Direction have this pic pinned to a dart board right now? (Also, can I admit here that I thought Zedd and Zayn were the same person until like...three weeks ago?)
Joe Jonas at Valentino
"I can tell you of boy bands, Zayn/Zedd. I can tell you so many things."