Kendall Jenner & Gigi Hadid
Kendall's gone blonde, and Gigi's turned brunette here (I assume these are wigs). All I know is, Kendall's abs look COLD.
Gigi Hadid
This was snapped the day before the previous photo, and is Gigi's actual hair growing out of her head. I feel like I have those jeans and wear them on laundry day.
Olivia Palermo at Balmain
This whole thing is pretty unimpeachable.
Olivia Palermo at H&M
I have to say, while I'm not entirely sure what she DOES -- I know she "consults" on things -- I always do think she looks really, really good.
Kelly Rowland at Balmain
I feel like Kelly's face here says, quite eloquently, "I don't know, I just wear what they send me."
Kelly Rowland at Chloe
"I DID NOT PICK THIS OUT MYSELF."
Clemence Poesy at Chloe
Clemence Poesy looks a bit like she's the CFO of Beauxbatons, off to fund-raise from alums for a new Quidditch field.
Audrey Tautou at Coach
She looks pleasantly casual, although that jacket looks like it's featuring a tiny tiny bra across the top of it.
Jamie Bell and Kate Mara at H&M
Jamie Bell just looks like he's dropping Kate Mara off for her event before going home to play video games and eat pizza.
Emma Roberts at H&M
In the interest of being positive, I LOVE that clutch.
Ciara at H&M
Something about this set-up makes Ciara look very slightly like a hologram. She does look vaguely like she just beamed in from the set of Xanadu.
Suki Waterhouse at H&M
I don't want to talk about it.
Suki Waterhouse at Coach
I mean, this is better, comparatively...BUT WHAT ISN'T?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Chloe Grace Moretz at Coach
I really, really hate this but I think my hatred might be irrational.
Riley Keough at Coach
I love her shoes? (Those giant leather pockets look like unappetizing potholders to me.)
Kanye West & Kris Jenner
Oh KANYE. Your pants are falling apart. JUST LIKE YOUR LIFE.