Salma Hayek at Stella McCartney
SALMA. Those sunglasses make you look like grandma when I had to pick her up after cataract surgery.
Salma Hayek at Giambattista Valli
These sunglasses are so much better on her face. The outfit...well. Let's all just agree that Salma, despite her great natural beauty, sometimes makes unfortunate sartorial choices.
Diane Kruger at Elie Saab
I liked this look so much more when I thought she was wearing booties. Those are not booties.
Olivia Palermo at Elie Saab
I decided the girl behind Olivia is texting her friend, "I cannot sign off on these cropped flares. Olivia Palermo just walked in front of me wearing them and she looks ridiculous. Good sunglasses, though."
Olivia Palmermo at Sonia Rykiel
On the other hand, I have to confess that I love this entire outfit and I'd wear it if I had the money. And the height.
Natalia Vodianova at Stella McCartney
100 years ago, I worked at a very high end fabric and furniture store, and -- this is no joke -- we had a chair that was upholstered EXACTLY like Natalia's shirt.
Kristin Scott Thomas at Stella McCartney
She always looks basically perfect and chic and like herself.
Arizona Muse at Stella McCartney
"I'm just here under duress."
Charli XCX at Armani
Hey, remember Charli XCX? Well, she's still alive. And wearing a fairly restrained outfit although her cleavage is VERY BUSY right now.
Courtney Love and Frances Bean
I'm honestly just happy that Frances and Courtney seem to be getting along, but also: This is a REALLY good look on old C. Love, right?
Lily-Rose Depp
Lily-Rose sincerely looks like she forgot to take off her Lounge Around The House Shorts before going to Chanel.
Usher
Usher's like, "aren't those just, like, cotton-terry shorts from the Gap? Kids today."
Juliette Binoche
La Binoche, as ever, looks like herself.
Sam Claflin
And then Sam Clafin showed up, looking a bit like he just rolled out of bed ten minutes earlier. Not necessarily in a bad way.