Naomie Harris at Dior

Everything about this is perfect. Even the things about it that I don't like -- her shoes, for example -- are kind of perfect. SHE might just be kind of perfect.

Kelly Rowland at Akris

Who amongst us really NEEDS a tulle butt-cape? That's my big question, you guys.

Jessica Alba

Those pants represent a very very very very very very very high degree of difficulty.

Hailey Baldwin

Oh my sweet Jesus, she said clutching her pearls. This is just boots and a sweater.

Karle Kloss at Balmain

On the other hand, shall we applaud her sensible footwear?

Emmy Rossum at Christian Dior

I adore this. (Je dior this?) I love the entire thing, from top to toe. Jennifer Lawrence, PLEASE TAKE NOTES.

Anja Rubik

Paris Fashion Week brings SO many good coats into our lives, you guys.

Rosamund Pike at Dior

This is another tremendous coat at Dior. All I want is for Duchess Kate to wear it to SOMETHING.

Toni Garrn at Elie Saab

This coat is partially fabulous and partially a picnic tablecloth.

Dianna Agron at Elie Saab

This will look amazing on her when she's 80 years old. Just imagine.

Karlie Kloss And Gigi Hadid

Karlie's pockets have faces, right? I'm not ACTUALLY hallucinating, am I?

Lara Stone at Givenchy

I feel like this has about six too many textures involved in it.

Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner IS The Bear in The Revenent.

Noomi Rapace at Roland Mouret

This coat is utterly amazing.

Naoomi Rapace in Roland Mouret

In night, and in day.

Olivia Palermo at Roland Mouret

This is so cozy. I want to just wrap myself up in it.

Olivia Palermo at Elie Saab

And this coat is tremendous. Palermo is extremely good at accessorizing, it seems.

Olivia Palmero at Nina Ricci

Here that coat is again, just as good as it was in the previous look. Who' have thought something that gaudy would also be so versatile?

Olivia Palmermo at Giambattisa Valli

I know this is the third snap of her in this very slideshow, but it took me until this one to realize how SUPER blonde she is now.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Those shoes look like punk bandages. I guess there's a lid for every pot.

Gigi Hadid at Giambattisa Valli

This outfit is objectively ABSURD and yet I think it sort of works on her? How is that possible? (Is it because she's a lanky 21 year old professional model?)

Isabelle Huppert at Stella McCartney

Isabelle Huppert is one of those French celebrities who you can tell does not and would never use a stylist for this sort of thing, but rather she just puts on some clothes she owns and goes for the hell of it.

Kristin Scott Thomas at at Stella McCartney

Same here, although I think she picked up this (wacky and possibly fun) coat backstage on the way to her seat.

Paul McCartney, Nancy Shevell at Stella McCartney

Sir Paul looks very dashing! Nancy's sweater was clearly a gift.

Noomi Rapace at Stella McCartney

Can we officially dub her a Noted Kook now?

Amber Valletta at Stella McCartney

!!!????!!!

Doutzen Kroes at Stella McCartney

I literally don't understand the logistics of this ensemble. What IS it? A bra, the world's longest vest, and...ankle warmers? Stella, take the wheel.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Paris Fashion Week, Part 2

As regular readers know, I LOVE London. It's one of my favorite cities in the world, if not my favorite. I could go there every month, happily. But Paris. Sigh. I almost think Paris is underrated -- it's that fabulous. Seeing all these people running around Paris Fashion Week in amazing coats is giving me a bitter case of FOMO. Not for the Fashion Week, as much as for the scenery, and whatever they're doing on their off-hours. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]