Paz Vega at Ralph & Russo

"Hello, is this People magazine? Just wanted to let you know that I'm possibly the only person in the history of the world who can pull off walking around in what is essentially a well-constructed doily. Is it because I'm in Paris? Send someone to cover this breaking news."

Jessica Alba at Giambattista Valli

I decided Jessica Alba is wearing this as an updated homage to the new Clueless oral history book.

Olivia Palermo at Giambattista Valli

Well, I DO love stripes. Is this too many stripes? It might be too many stripes. Wait, what am I saying? NO SUCH THING.

Meg Ryan at Georges Chakra

For one brief moment, I thought this was Helen Mirren. That's not an insult -- I WISH I looked as good as Helen Mirren, trust me - but let's just say, this is not as good as Meg's effort at Schiaparelli.

Petra Nemcova at Georges Chakra

Mark this down for your Courthose Wedding.

Petra Nemcova at Elie Saab

And this, your sexy engagement party.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Ralph & Russo, Giambattista Valli, Elie Saab, and Georges Chakra

I'd just like to extend a warm Thank You to Paris, for having Couture Week right now, and giving us so many celebrities to eyeball! Celebrities in potentially wacky outfits, in Paris! IT'S NEARLY BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]