
"Please don't ask me about Taylor."

"Please, feel free to ask me about Will."

"PLEASE don't ask me about Johnny."

"Please, DO ask me about Kanye, because I HAVE THOUGHTS."

"Ask me anything, honestly, bro."

"Please, don't ask me anything about Friends. Or Jen's uterus. Or if I ever banged Matthew Perry...wait, okay, I will totally be amused to hear you speculate about that. That one's okay."

"Please DO ask me about my hat collection."

"Please ask me about my face so I can ask you to stop asking me about my face."

"ASK ME EVERYTHING!"
