Gwyneth Paltrow
This is... crazy to me. I keep wondering if everything else Karl handed to Gwyneth was TERRIBLE and so she was like, "FINE, GOD, give me the suit that time and tailors forgot." The proportions make mincemeat of her, as does that lumpy bodice. Honestly, if you told me she wore this when she went as Anna Wintour for Halloween, I would believe it.
Gwyneth Paltrow
The side view reveals GREAT heels, but I just hate how that skirt moves. It's not selling me on the top, either. Frankly, Gwynnie and Chanel seem like a bizarre match. He's Julianne Moore's crackpot, Gwyneth! And it doesn't work for her! ABORT.
Diane Kruger
Diane may or may not be grieving the end of her relationship with Pacey. The outfit may or may not be an accurate depiction of a mind in shambles. The coat may or may not need someone to ship it to my house.
Cara Delevingne
IT'S JUST BEADS.
Monica Bellucci
And she looks FREAKING FANTASTIC***. Remember how dowdy and awful her Spectre press tour was? SOMEONE is rebounding.
*** Never mind. My computer doesn't show me details on dark clothing, so I thought they were just dark skinny pants. The commenters tell me that they're leggings giving her polterwang. NONE of that is apparent on my screen, or else OBVIOUSLY we would have discussed that. OH MONICA.
Melanie Laurent
She looks fabulous, too. So really it's just the first three who were incapable of putting together a winner.
Anna Wintour
Smashing. The boots are NUTTY with it, but she's been having cheeky fun this Couture Week with boots that are a constrasting flavor of loud with her outfit. I approve.