Laverne Cox in Leanne Marshall

I love you, Laverne, and your head looks great, but you're wearing a lampshade.

Jessica Stam

Stammy! What? No. Girl, this smells like DESPERATION.

Tracee Ellis Ross

I'd like to attend a seminar taught by TER on how to walk around with her blazer like this, without also having it fall to the ground every ten steps.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

I like this, but wish the skirt color wasn't quite so muddy? But this (new?) hair on her is CUTE. Satan, DO NOT TEMPT ME TO CUT MY HAIR.

Adriana Lima

I mean, I guess she IS a Victoria's Secret Angel, and ergo should be wearing something that feels like a bra, writ large. She looks like she smells like those shower gels Victoria's Secret used to sell, the one's that came with matching body spray. (Do they still sell those? I LIVED for the Cucumber one in college. It was the 90s. We liked to smell like vegetables. I also used to wear the Demeter Tomato perfume. Why didn't I just go roll around in a salad bar?)

Andreja Pejic

I love this. She looks very lovely and glamorous and relaxed.

Karolina Kurkova

This is bonkers, but in that way where the crackpot old lady who lives inside my heart secretly likes it. That old lady smells like Opium by Yves Saint Laurent and she has STORIES.

Petra Nemcova

Petra looks lovely. She kind of punted on the footwear, but who is really looking at her feet? I feel like she smells like Chance, by Chanel. (Which is a perfume I actually love. It's very perky.)

Genesis Rodriguez

Someone should create a perfume called RICK RACK. (That joke aside, I actually like this. It's jaunty.)

Hari Nef

This is what I personally plan to wear the next time I need to plot a murder on my terrace in Portofino.

Stella Maxwell

Dude. That is...a bra. Not a bra-top. A for-real bra.

Rebecca Hall

Comparatively, Rebecca Hall looks like the spokesmodel for a fragrance called, I'm Reasonable.

Lindsay Wixson

This seems very...Saloon-Adjacent.

Lionel Richie

HELLO.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Fragrance Foundation Awards

I believe this event celebrates people who make perfumes, but I wish it were for celebs who smell the best. For example, I fully believe Laverne Cox smells great. ALSO, while we're here, I love talking about people's favorite perfumes. I am personally someone who likes to only wear one scent, day-in and day-out. For years and years it was Yves St Laurent's In Love Again (which I adore, but which was discontinued and I am hoarding bottles of it in my lingerie drawer). Currently, it's Diptyque's Eau de Lierre, which I LOOOOVE (it's very botanical). What do you wear?