Michelle Williams

She needs to give her shirt a little tug to center the drawstring and that shirt reminds me of the wallpaper in the drawing room of a family who's fallen on hard times and been forced to sell off all their artwork, and yet she still looks pretty great.

Selena Gomez

I wish I had a better shot of Selena to share, but that dude next to her seems to approve.

Selena Gomez

And here it is, in fact! This is both weird, and kind of cute on her.

Sofia Coppola

This dress is beyond cute and I LONG FOR IT.

Jennifer Connelly

Her head looks amazing, but that jacket feels a little leisure-suit adjacent for my easy sleep.

Miranda Kerr

I'd believe you if you told me this was backward.

Mr and Mrs Steve Harvey

But never let it be said that Steve Harvey doesn't know how to rock a scarf.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Louis Vuitton Show

On the whole, this is a mixed bag. VERY mixed. Like serving a salad that's half kale, half Candy Corn. [Photos: AKMG/GSI]