Sophie Turner

This is kind of good on her, right? I might have done booties instead of shoes that come with their own anklets, but NO ONE ASKED ME.

Amber Valletta

Bizarrely, I do not hate this. It's like if a beaded curtain Liza Minnelli was using for a door in her Parisian pied a terre got repurposed for a dress...

Amber Valletta

...and it's definitely better with the leather jacket.

Kate Moss

I covet Kate's classic Burberry trench. (I could live without her granny panties.)

Soko

Soko here is singer-songwriter, and also Kristen Stewart's recent ex. Judging from this look, she's also been watching a LOT of movies about cool girls in the 90s -- all she's missing is a lunch box used as a purse.

Gabriel Kane Day-Lewis

This is Daniel Day-Lewis's son, and now that I've told you that, the resemblance is all you can see.

Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Miu Miu Party

It's couture week in Paris -- every week is SOME fashion week SOMEWHERE, I swear to God -- which means the celebs are out and about in clothing that designers have sent to them and asked them to wear to a variety of events. I always wonder: What if you really hate what they send? Can you just show up in a pair of jeans and take the scolding? [Photos: Fame/Flynet]