
Princess Leia REALLY has a fetish for waste disposal units. First a trash compactor, now a paper shredder.

Those shoes are a great way to take neutral non-colors and turn them into something lively. She looks nice as a human, but that outfit obviously doesn't take kindly to things like moving, or sitting.

Sure? It's not my favorite, but she doesn't look actively insane.

This is like the opposite number of Olivia's: tailored pants (Olivia's might be a skirt, but I don't THINK so?) and no midriff. But the shape of this jumpsuit is catastrophic on her.

... It's a napkin. Right? It is.

Yes, OBVIOUSLY, the right attire for something at a family restaurant with 99-cent menu times is Junior Dominatrix.

Joan of Arc was handed some chain mail and a priest's robe, and told to reimagine herself as a vampire. She complied.

I like her jacket?

I want to say she looks amazing, but I'm not sure this is as flattering as it could be.

That is a very busy dress that's causing conflict in all the wrong regions.

I don't think beige Rockstuds are where I'd have gone with the footwear. They almost feel like she broke a heel and had to borrow them.

This is all a little Refried Real Housewives for me.

The bottoms on that thing are polterwangtastic.

BOOT CUT JEANS, y'all. Are they back?

JEANS THAT HAVE BEEN HEMMED BY AN ANGRY FERRET, y'all. Are they back?

I actually like this coat, but it looks insane with that shirt. And the shirt is to blame.

Hmmmmm. Solid effort but in the end I would put both those pieces with different outfits.

Crazy cute, crazy simple.

The hat must have been a donation.

Oh my GOD, NFL receiving leader Antonio Brown (in terms of receptions and fantasy points, at least), WHEN DID YOU GET TICKETS TO THE BIKER RODEO?

if only the jacket's camo pattern meant I could not see it.

Something about that shirt makes me concerned he's sending subliminal messages to the Cowboys. "SIGN ME," he is saying. "NEW YORK IS SO COLD."

The weird thing about THIS is, on "Hard Knocks" this year, DeAndre was the guy who was so into clothes and fashion. And yet here he is wearing some old thing he wore to paint the garage, with a jean jacket in a different wash.

Gronk is just like, "I dress for maximum party flexibility."

He actually looks sort of dapper.

I've never been a huge fan of the NFL's Ladywear as a concept, but whatever, at least she's not shying away from proclaiming her loyalties. None of this b.s. where she's pretending she happens to be a fan of one of the two teams in the game.

Very diplomatic, Alyssa.
