
I honestly have to say that this is, facially, the most model-esque she's ever appeared to me. (I also love the woman behind her, whose face so eloquently says, "welp.")

But this is, for all intents and purposes, a nightgown. A fancy nightgown. A nightgown in which you could elegant toss a drink in someone's face. The kind of nightgown you would wear in a perfume ad. But a nightgown. (The dude behind her is totally tweeting, "OMG ROSIE H-W IS WEARING A NIGHTGOWN YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO ASK HER ABOUT IT.")

"So! Tell us about your butt cheeks!"

Petra's like, "they could only talk me into this wacky sleeve thing. Sorry, Donatella!"

You guys, is this...a slightly dropped-crotch catsuit? Because, if so, I just got REAL close to typing, "Michelle Rodriguez looks good!" about a slightly dropped-crotch catsuit.

Irina is just REAAAAAAALLY into Pac-Man right now.

Just as I come around on the crop top, we are slapped in the face with the Bra Top.

I know, I know. But it's kind of cute. Don't hate me.

And then. Showing us all how it's done, Naomi Campbell.
