Posh and Becks
These two. They both look fab. You can't tell here, but I can prove it!
Victoria Beckham
See? This is so cute. I love it.
Becks
And Becks looks divine in this. So dapper. The double-breasted is really hard to pull off, but he's doing it well. (As is Jude Law, who is coming up for you in just a few slides.)
Samuel L Jackson
(a) I love him. He is also a scream on Twitter. He has a LOT of thoughts about sports, and there's a lot of swearing. And when I say "sports," I don't mean just, like, football. Samuel L Jackson was enthusiastically tweeting about curling during the Olympics. He also tweets from his vacation and about the Tonys and parades he happens across. He is the best.
(b) This outfit is really good. The seersucker pants? YES.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness
I am perplexed as to why Hugh Jackman appears to be in costume as PURE EVIL. (He's filming a Peter Pan reboot in which he plays Blackbeard -- whom I assume is Captain Hook -- so that has to be what's happening here, right?)
Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky
I wish Hems The Greater would just look up. Show us your pretty face, Chris.
Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky
There we go! I have to say, judging from the photos today -- which are surely telling the whole story -- she seemed all over him (as would I be) and he was like, "sure, honey. Whatever." Her hair, however, is very cute.
Keira Knightley and James Righton at the Ladies Tennis Championships 2014
Rather gloomy, Keira. Eccentrically so, but still.
Nico and Pippa and Carole Middleton
Carole, I like to think, is having DOUBTFUL THOUGHTS about her other daughter's VERY HANDSOME boyfriend.
Jude Law
On the other hand, Jude Law has never had more fun! He loves tennis! Look at him! (Prince Andrew, in front of him, looks cranky, though. Maybe he's enraged that I decided his daughter's boyfriend is pure evil.)
Jude Law
I legit love what Jude Law is wearing. He looks like he's just popped off his yacht. I am totally casting him in the Fictional English Miniseries as a Charming Playboy Who Has Hidden Depths (Heartbreak).
Colin Firth
Colin Firth, I love you forever. Just as you are.
Colin Firth
But especially in your glasses.
Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshawe at Semi-Finals
He looks very sharp -- we're seeing a lot of tasseled shoes at this Wimbledon, no? -- and I am SURE she is wearing a dress (???) but here, it weirdly looks like a bizarre formal skort jumpsuit which is something I refuse to entertain even conceptually.
Bradley Cooper and Suki Waterhouse at Semi-Finals
Speaking of things I refuse to entertain: Suki. Come on. Wearing this full-on Alberta Ferretti runway look to Wimbledon is ridiculous. I know the Royal Box requires suit-and-tie for the men, but it's TOTALLY Charming Day Dresses for ladies and this is SO OVER THE TOP. IT'S NOT EVEN THE FINALS.
Suki Waterhouse and Bradley Cooper
This might be the moment I decided I hate Suki Waterhouse.
Anna Wintour at Semi-Finals
WHAT WOULD ANNA SAY?
Jim Parsons
FYI, the equally natty gent we've seen with Parsons all week is his boyfriend Todd Spiewak. They seem to be having a fun and well-dressed vacay.
Princess Eugenie And Jack Brooksbank
Relax, Andy. I do not think Eugenie's boyfriend looks like HE is pure evil.