Jennifer Garner
I have NO IDEA why J Gar is at the CMAs, but she looks freaking great, so who cares?
Miranda Lambert
On the other hand, I DO know why Miranda was there, and she looks sort of sad and droopy. Not, like, physically. But emotionally. Very The Widow Lambert. (Great jewelry, though.)
Sharon Stone
She looks FABULOUS. Teach us your ways, Sharon.
Faith Hill
VERY 80s, in a way I appreciate. You could attend a gala and then RUIN SOMEONE'S LIFE/OIL EMPIRE in this.
Kaitlyn Bristowe
I swear to god I watched her season of The Bachelorette and I don't recognize her at all. DO I HAVE REALITY CONTESTANT BLINDNESS? It CAN be triggered by lacy cropped formal tops.
Jamie-Lynn Spears
I have no idea what Jamie-Lynn is doing here, either, and I hate any dress that makes you look like your thighs have been fighting for oxygen, but I'm happy if she's happy.
Olivia Newton-John
Maybe a wee bit TOO on the nose, Olivia?
Tanya Tucker
And, finally, Ms Tanya Tucker with the answer to the question: Can you wear a diamond dreamcatcher as a necklace?
Cassadee Pope
This is what might diplomatically be called "overworked."
Gretchen Wilson
Gretchen's like, "eff you guys. I'm just wearing whatever I put on this morning."