Heidi Klum
This is pretty unimpeachable. I wish vaguely that the shoes and the belt didn't match THAT perfectly, but that kind of feels like saying, "Jon Hamm undercooked the eggs when he brought me breakfast in bed this morning."
Heidi Klum
This is totally Groovy Malibu Mom, which is hard to pull off. (Heidi Klum probably IS a groovy Malibu mom.)
Liv Tyler
Always have to give the thumbs up to a navy polka-dotted top.
Jennifer Lopez
"Hola, lovers! This shirt seems designed to give the impression of muffin top." That seems like a top that would have A VERY SMALL DEMOGRAPHIC OF INTERESTED BUYERS.
Khloe Kardashian
What are all those people going to do with their pictures of the back of Khloe's head? (I think she's basically working this.)
January Jones
...I like the top? The jeans look like she just got finished watching the grunion spawn.
Jennifer Garner
I feel like this is one of the few times I've seen a photo of someone getting on/getting off a flight and thought, "yes, this is the sort of thing actual people wear on a real plane."
Naya Rivera
PS: The leotard is backless and ergo kind of trashy for, like, walking around the mall in Calabasas in the middle of the day. THE MORE YOU KNOW.